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Sad!!!!

Or a naked lady!

Also I'll be on tour in September and October! Come see me in your town!

Did you know I have a new book coming out about a graduate student who is a slime mold from beyond the galaxy? Who comes to Earth to do fieldwork and meets a badass sex worker in ancient Pompeii? It's called "A Wall Is Also a Road." You should pre-order it now! torpublishinggroup.com/a-wall-is-al...

Truly

AI billboard 1: AI is a naked lady AI billboard 2: AI looks exactly like that guy on a work visa who you just fired and sent back to an uncertain future in the country whose passport he carries AI billboard 3: AI is ice cream AI billboard 4: AI is helping you with other acronyms AI billboard 5: Mmmm

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Plastic Man sent me a dick pic.

Turns out that food companies were only checking their food because the government told them to, which is exactly why we need government regulations.

All empires have the same stink

No subtext here

That's the REAL reason

Truly we have learned our lessons

FYI there is no "real" reason why Rome "fell." Its power waned for the usual, mundane reasons: widening gap between rich and poor, inability to maintain infrastructure, incompetent leadership, pointless wars, endless persecution of marginalized groups who performed vital labor, etc.

And, once again, it turns out that you do not need social stratification and hierarchy to have a complex civilization capable of building monumental, multi-generational feats of architecture. nautil.us/monumental-b...

This is literally how I walk to the kitchen in the morning

I do share this trait with many other species

Homo erectus is my fave

American education: STOP TALKING ABOUT FISH AND GO WATCH TV