Wishing a happy Mountain Goats album release day to anyone celebrating!
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LeBron James is like a guy who's played Civ 6 for 5 years and is like OK, I'm gonna finally try for a religious victory
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its amazing how chatgpt knows everything about subjects I know nothing about, but is wrong like 40% of the time in things im an expert on. not going to think about this any further
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"It can be an overwhelming experience when the external sound processor is first turned on. It's a lot for her brain to acclimate to. That's why I'm going to start off with 'Fabienk,' which is kind of a good gateway song if you’re just getting into these guys."
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tired of the "#1 dad" nonsense. if you're a dad, stop treating it like a joke and post your actual national dad ranking. i'm # 492,018, which is actually really high up there, but more importantly it lets me enter ranked dad lobbies where i can get matched up for fistfights with dads of my caliber
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Remembering a multi-day conservative freakout because Lizzo briefly played a founding father’s flute
Benjamin AlvarezMeanwhile on the White House South Lawn
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I wanna be as useless as the number 9 on a microwave
Opinion Editor @ BlueskyI wanna be as useless as the Door Close button in an elevator
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This is how every other country imagines life in America
Jomboy Media (Unofficial)Nothing can prepare you for who's singing this National Anthem (via lpaulfranklin / TT)
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My grandpa passed yesterday. He said he lived a full live. He was happy with his family, his love, and where the paths he’d chosen led him. But what breaks my heart is he told me he had only one regret: Not seeing another Star Fox 64 remake before he went. Missed it by one day.
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Two nights ago, I said Trump had been using our troops as pirates in Iran and a Republican got mad. Well… the president just admitted it. He literally bragged about doing piracy.