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People forget there’s also sand *in* the water at the beach. That’s how they get you

Marvel is focusing on all of the better stuff it is currently making, which, for example, includes

B*witched “C’est La Vie” blasting at the bar 🗣️🗣️🗣️

There will come a day when I stop doing / thinking about Bernthal as Menelaus hitting a “LEMME TELLYA SOMETHIN, LEMME TELL YA SOMETHIN,” but it is not this day

There he is

Here’s something about me: during the manhunt for Andrew Cunanan I watched “Unsolved Mysteries” and read an article in Time and was convinced he was coming for me

How many pages do you think the longest thing this guy has ever read is

BREAKING: Every injured Yankee has passed away

The distinct pleasure of letting people know that the “Ty” on Beanie Babies tags refers to a guy who owns the Four Seasons New York and looks like this

Moving forward there’s only one Alex Jones-involved headline that “serious” media outlets should consider running

Huge pickup on the way out of LGA

I’d hate to be the producers of the next 4-5 mega-franchises that have been inexplicably staked on Jared Leto’s star power right now!

I disavow

Finally, a banking platform for *annoying* racists

FROM: Grandpa TO: Grandchildren SUBJECT: FUNNY VIDEO !

The stuff about the wings absolutely kills me but the craziest thing about the Wendy’s bit is the underlying assumption that he could have picked any Wendy’s and it woulld have gone the same way www.instagram.com/reel/DbGREEE...

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Guy at the bar who looked up when Jodie Foster first showed up in THE SILENCE OF THE LAMBS and said “Yo that’s Michael Jackson”, you have bested many of the comedians also in the bar

I love getting 40 texts about how the world is going to end via rain every 6 hours, forever