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Patrick Monahan
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Experts aren't always right. That's why I put my faith in morons who are never right
(joe rogan 2014) Dr. Tim Goofly: Actually Joe, we've found a species of mushroom that can communicate with other fungi several miles away. It's a sort of neural network. (joe rogan 2026) Buck Bennet, CEO .50 Cal Coffee LLC: I wouldn't let a guatemalan onto my property.
schindler (seth rogan) what day is it? fuck i gotta make that list itzhak stern (james franco) you got plenty of time schindler: no. i don't. you made me get high all week göth (danny mcbride) i dunno what type of industrial shit you got goin with your enamelwares but i want that list comprende?
leaning back in my chair, running a hand over my chin, tapping on the desk for a minute, then clicking "interested"
i really wanted to say “lebron is cool, hooray” 😔 Watch: www.patreon.com/hollywoodhan... Listen: www.patreon.com/hollywoodhan...
if im ever in a having guards type situation i would definitely be shouting "seize him!!" about some dude at least once
I’m running at you at a high rate of speed wearing really long shorts that look like they’re just pants where you can tell I listen to eminem and even though the shorts have way too many pockets they’re all still somehow packed to the gills with something crinkly like granola bars or sun chips
Two straight days in which news organizations made uncanny valley image choices where famous people look like Onion stock image illustrations.
"The appetizer spread was out of this world" Monahan said. "I have never seen onion rings like that in my life."
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