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I feel like suburban living would be so much more tolerable if we converted like 50% of these 4-way traffic light intersections into roundabouts.

Aw, rude, @justinhalpern.bsky.social's mom isn't *that* old

I’m going to the moon

I heard they pee from their butts

Legit gasped when I noticed the "Jan 6" vanity plate.

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Free Streaming Recommendation: Hotel Coolgardie (2016)A funny, unsettling documentary about rural Australia and nightmare gigs is streaming on Prime.open.substack.com

Sounds like someone else needs a wedgy

Oh no, not your mom’s pied-a-terre!!!!!!!

I'm at the Christian coffee shop today (most of our coffee shop are Christian here), and man, how do people listen to "praise music?" This is like getting a root canal.

My wife and I’s biggest fight is over the fact that she can’t accept that it’s beans beans the *musical* fruit, and that when her family taught her “magical fruit” they were wrong.

Man if you ever have to order documents for a deceased person definitely check all the names like ten times because they will misspell shit snd write the wrong name literally every chance they get.

You should be able to sue if a company discontinues your hair styling product with no notice.

New Tajik barber account just dropped

These dopes are sitting at like 15% approval rating and yet keep pressing the same buttons thinking everyone is on their side.

one thing AI has done is to make people pitching completely irrelevant shit sound hyper confident.

Do you ever criticize the design of a product or app on here and then 7 people jump in to tell you that you were just doing it wrong? Feels like these things are related.

Got Wordle in two tries and Wordle bot graded me a 68. "Nice guess." Bitch isn't this a guessing game? Kiss my ass.

“Everyone has a theory of parenting until they get punched in the face.” -Mike Tyson

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This Week in Movie Posters: July 23, 2026Jason Statham dies hard on a boat, Ryan Gosling's weird hand, a Hershey biopic, plus, Caden Aiden and Chris Del Chris.vincemancini.substack.com

You know those flags with a blue or a red stripe to indicate that you support the police or firefighters? I want that, but for short order cooks, who are truly keeping society together.