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additionally, everyone on the internet is an idiot

[lips on the microphone] i don’t argue with idiots on the internet

Sometimes it feels nice to slack off and let you write all the words

The Snickers advert falls at the first hurdle "You’re not you when you’re hungry" Saying one Snickers bar could stop me being hungry? I'd need seven of them for that and for the price I'd rather order a bucket of chicken.

Double check you're enrolled because there's no more enrol to vote on the day if you find you aren't. Get in, people. There's a reason politicians want to make it tough for you to vote. It's the only handbrake we have.

Quick reminder: Labours parental leave bill had enough support to pass in to law in 2016 but the National Party govt used "Financial Veto" to kill it. It was described as a "shameful day for democracy"

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Nope. No, you haven’t.

In Hamilton by the way thanks

Journo: Mr Prime Minister you still think New Zealand can achieve net zero by 2050? PM: Yes, maybe even a few years earlier J: Yet you are doing nothing to reduce NZ's emissions? PM: No, we expect a science-based solution to emerge soon J: So you're funding NZ scientists to do this? PM: Oh, God no

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Starting to suspect some of our politicians can be a little self-serving in their public statements

"in the name of god, creator of heaven—" "wait! i changed my mind." "what?!" "i don't wanna go under water." "it's only for a moment." "i'm claustrophobic. i wanna be jewish instead." "they cut your penis off." "WHAT?!?" "yeah, so do you accept jesus—" "WAIT! what's the reincarnation one?"

Remake RoboCop but give him a really loud CPU fan.

I don't want to "Looksmax" or "Grind" I want to "eat many types of potato dishes" and "never speak aloud"

I’m a quitter! I want to quit my job. Quit my apartment. Quit this planet.

Tomorrow is "Shoutout the Person Who Gave You a Bluesky Invite Code" Day. It was a cool time for cool people to drag other cool people here.