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They obviously never watched Scooby Doo. The mask isn't meant to come off till the end of the episode. #nzpol

"NZ First deputy Shane Jones also stood by his leader, saying Xu-Nan should "know his place"" They're just full mask off now. Because they have to be to get the cooker vote. #nzpol

My phone fucks up Face ID when I trim my beard.

Funny how they’ll asset/income test every “benefit” in NZ, but the largest most expensive one. Superannuation. #nzpol

Jared Leto is just Russell Brand with slightly better hygiene

You can't say poultry farmers are on their own and tough shit one week, and then implement regulations cos the reality that we need fukn chickens and eggs suddenly hit you. But still not offer like...*any* assistance whatsoever. Fukn dickhead #nzpol

So will the govt be paying compensation for birds lost under the compulsory biosecurity measures? Helping to employ the measures? Doing absolutely anything other than adding regulations? No you say? Then get fucked Hoggard #nzpol

She learnt to bring it back and drop pretty much immediately. #normageddon #normzilla #greyhound

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The extra 15% funding to Pharmac isn’t really “extra”. It’s basically just keeping funding in line with inflation and whatever BS tariffs big Pharma have tacked on to *everyone* from the orange menace. #nzpol

Curious as to how much the govt is throwing at these Premier League teams to play here. #nzpol

Paid parental leave is cheaper than subsidised childcare if the penny hadn’t dropped for anyone yet. #nzpol

"nO LoLLy sCrAMbLeS" #nzpol

National promises to extend paid parental leave from 26 weeks to 30, if re-electedNational has pledged to extend paid parental leave from 26 weeks to 30, if re-elected.www.rnz.co.nz

Only Scotland could combine the Commonwealth and Para Games so they only have to pay the once.

Foxes are closer to chickens than we are, so they should guard the henhouses. #nzpol

ACT wants hunters in charge of game animals on conservation land, not DOCThe ACT party wants to give hunters a "real stake in managing and looking after our conservation estate".www.rnz.co.nz

When you flick over to check out the Commonwealth Games, and there's one of your customers winning at lawn bowls. #nzl

Another day, another ACAB story

Former cop steps down from charitable trust following damning reviewA former police officer is temporarily stepping down from his roles as a board member of a charitable trust that provides specialist services to prevent sexual abuse and member of the Sport Integrity ...www.rnz.co.nz

Went absolutely nuts at the park with ball today. Again, never chased it but ran the large circles. New routine may have to be cemetery walk when it's raining. Ball when it's dry. The park gets really boggy in the wet, and I'd rather she didn't try and run in it. #normageddon #greyhound

More quality citizens from the Eftpostle. When you mainly recruit in prisons, you get...well.. Clowns like this is what you get.

Northland Man Up mentor Shayne Dempster sentenced for threats, assault of wifeShayne Dempster says he is a Destiny Church Man Up facilitator who helps men turn their lives around, even gang members trying to step away from violence.www.rnz.co.nz

So Helen being a POC isn't historically accurate but no problem with her father being a fucking swan.

If you want fried chicken without the shame and regret of KFC, ChicKing isn’t bad. Reasonably priced. Actual flavour that isn’t just “spicy hot”. And pretty good chicken. Would do again.