⟳ Репост от ɔıN
"in the name of god, creator of heaven—" "wait! i changed my mind." "what?!" "i don't wanna go under water." "it's only for a moment." "i'm claustrophobic. i wanna be jewish instead." "they cut your penis off." "WHAT?!?" "yeah, so do you accept jesus—" "WAIT! what's the reincarnation one?"