Not southern like you're thinking (unless you like southerners) Banner by @effinbirds https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cvix4tsa6hhx2j7bknosqiep/feed/aaab5ez5s4jhi
I don't even know what to say. This is real, this is true, so, like, thank you all, from the bottom of my heart. This took over 25 years to happen so if there's any lesson here it's either "keep at it, who knows" or "many people are divorced"
airbnb I’m staying at unintentionally created the toughest punk album cover of 2027
Cardio and restrictive dieting being the surefire way to a healthy body are sufficient proof that intelligent design is real, that it was done by a powerful god, and that god despises us.
The creator of Roger Rabbit (who is 85 years old by the way) is a good sort Crossposted with @openvibe.social
who can forget the commercial for the mail order new age pop jazz cd pure moods. set adrift with the timeless pleasures of tubular bells. or take a trip into the unknown...with the x-files theme www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZJS...
Pure Moods CD CommercialYouTube video by hereinmylifetimewww.youtube.com
If you had invested $1,000 in SpaceX on June 30th you'd still have a cool $675 today
'crimes in cars aren't really crimes if I do them' is one of the unstated assumptions unifying Americans across the political spectrum.
they gone have on 1 of 3 kinds of shoes Those red toms the Teva strappy sandals ballet flats They are signaling sustainability ... it's not a religious thing also they may do a pinch of witchcraft ... it will be mostly fine Don't give them your birthdate
the proper way to learn a bartender's name is to accidentally become a regular and either figure it out when someone else says it or let so much time pass that it would be really awkward to ask them and then just bring your annoying friend who is the type of person that immediately asks
Rick PaulasAlways weary when a new customer at the bar asks me my name like right away, sometimes before they even order anything. Give it a second there, pal. You can’t shortcut being an actual regular by just knowing my name.
I got plenty of time before I gotta leave –> I’ll just goof off for a few minz –> OH NO WHAT HAVE I DONE
MYSTERIOUS STRANGER: *hands woman box* If you press this button, someone you don't know dies WOMAN: Ok *presses button* STRANGER: Whoa, I didn't even tell you about the money WOMAN: I can't afford to pay much STRANGER: No, you don't pay WOMAN: Oh good *presses button again* STRANGER: Jesus Christ
Yellowstone should rent out Zorbs so when a bison hits you you’re ok but you go flying and people can cheer
