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I remember a coworker in her late twenties saying this on how dating was so difficult. I was not surprised by her first two complaints: general anger issues and having few outside hobbies. I WAS surprised at her mention of how many men apparently don’t wash their hair or butts.

Grant would genuinely be proud

hospitals want us to do more with less without a concern for patient safety or our own wellbeing while refusing to pay us adequate wages

Stop Saying There's a Nursing ShortageThe U.S. may have less of a shortage of licensed nurses than a shortage of nurses who are willing to work in bedside jobs that have become increasingly demanding.time.com

To the extent there are problems with The System, they’re largely (1) poor people suffer, (2) women suffer, and (3) people of color suffer. These are all things RFK likes about The System. To give him credit for “shaking things up” is to out yourself as either a eugenicist or a dumbfuck. Or both.

Whenever I am tempted to imagine what another driver might be going through, I remember this and stop

I have a theory that a big chunk of the socialist fear mongering by liberals is really about the fact that it’s perceived as a youth movement and godforbid the young exert political power

me: the simpsons have four fingers on each hand so you’d think they’d live in a base 8 society but as far as I can tell there’s no evidence of that in the show my wife: *screaming during labor* the obgyn: hold on i want to hear more about this

He will never understand that being "the fat guy from Superbad" is infinitely better than being "the martial arts chud nobody likes"

All nerd hobbies can have the social structure of their communities quantitatively measured with the Q:N (Queer to Nazi) ratio. Pokémon is 8:1. Warhammer is 1:1. Paradox Games are 1:1 but different from Warhammer because the queers and Nazis are the same people.

bro go outside with the hose what are you doing

my wife leaves me helpful instructions when she leaves town

Every dollar spent on social services is, in some sense, a theft from the weapons industry

the point of most conspiracism isn't the prescription, it's the diagnosis. it lets people feel like they are cutting through complex information and accessing a secret truth. lab leak itself isn't always conspiratorial but this fauci stuff gives people a little hit of that.

one of my slightly crankish opinions is that any piece of mass media on sale should probably store at least a single version of copy in a national digital/physical archive that is open to all

please put a bench next to the children's play area. i am 38 and so is every other parent in portland. please

one of my favorite things in the world is when someone hates a generally mundane thing with the sort of white-hot wrath you normally reserve for someone who has murdered your whole family

This is going to make it very difficult to know which sports we should ban them from.

to lose one representative may be misfortune, to lose two seems like carelessness, to lose three what the fuck are you doing

the thing Star Trek got most correct is that, if advanced sentient life exists, we will fuck it immediately and some of us will be marrying into the species within a year