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if the last airbender was an objectivist he'd be named A=Ang

i'm so tired of my senators someone please primary them, i'm never voting for either of these two again

Not only did they absolutely beg for this, they made it so that “merit” was synonymous with being white so now you’re stuck with precisely the kind of moron who believes that. www.politico.com/news/magazin...

i can’t believe red green’s grandson has turned out this way

don't want to do a rude quote tweet so i'll just say it here: i am never, under any circumstances, "wondering how graham linehan is doing"

if there’s a point you already know I’m gonna belabor it

While yall are yelling “go Christopher Nolan” or “go Emily Wilson” I’m yelling “go London review of books and the profitability of art criticism outlets”

we only need to be lucky once, they need us to be unlucky forever

If the bar serves an Assadist its an Assadist bar, but if the bar is owned by the Saudi sovereign wealth fund and a Filipino slave is behind the bar serving Benjamin Netanyahu and Muhammad Hamdan Dagalo Musa (they're kissing) its a Centrist bar

Unlocking the secrets of highly effective managers by studying the tactics of the greatest middle manager of all time- Mr George Smiley

I dunno, is this something?

Me: Those Iranian motherfuckers are about to find out why America doesn’t have good healthcare. The ayatollah’s ghost: But you’re losing the war? Me: Yeah. The reason is we can’t do anything right these days.