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alex

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this is my twitter

when I say “yeah just gimme 5 minutes” what I really am saying is gimme until the heat death of the universe

020

adderall and microdosing mushrooms is such a good combo. I have so much energy to do all of the things I’m too chill to want to do

091

I gotta spend the first 10 minutes I’m awake complaining about how tired I am and how I don’t want to go to work. I call this “pushing out the jive”

060

oh blimey i’m so tired today is gonna be miserable

000

after a harrowing hour and a half I have successfully secured my adderall prescriptions

0130

they should put some of the daily doubles on $200 and $400 clues like I get that everyone has gotten better at playing it asa game but it’s definitely less enjoyable to watch, no?

000

I love getting fucked by dudes but hearing incels talk about women’s bodies makes me feel like the straightest guy to ever live

0140

I really only like "classic" tattoos. Like lady holding dog, etc

180

so amped for the new COFFIN because I love wild ass australian punk

240

weighing the pros and cons of a morning j/o

190

I think a good gag would be a guy trying to do a “POV my day” first person video but every other second someone calls the filmer a pervert for wearing meta glasses

040

woke up and gave myself 5 min before checking the time figuring my alarm was about to go off and am so pissed its not even midnight

050

I’m watching for all mankind and the main guy sounds like trevor moore and in the later seasons they give him really shitty wigs to age him and it straight up looks like a whitest kids sketch

160

nolan hasnt made a good one since pi

281

need that pepper spray drone coming around the table at the restaurant like its tableside guac

050

the juice is probably loose. way too old to be tight anymore

020

if you haven’t had stimulant binges while blasting kavinsky on repeat we are not the same

170

got the rock tumbler today. pretty impressed with myself for thinking I’d ever use this

060
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