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Conversely continuing to go to work is also insane. What I really need is to start a small business that I use to launder money to myself…

If im boss of an emerging empire, first thing i do is cut ties with any of the previous empires. We are not the “natural successors” to anything. That was old shit, this is new shit, born in a vacuum

I have never felt the need to up the playback speed on an audiobook. Maybe my brain is just too slow

anytime I’ve ever happened across a farmers market while out for a walk on the weekend, its had extremely fucked vibes. Don’t trust em

Alright fellas, here’s a little tune I wrote called Ode to the Patriarchal Nuclear Family- May It Live Forever *Fulsom Prison going nuts as I play the opening strain of any top 40 country song in the last 2 decades*

screenshot of a Turing_Police tweet posted on a “digital creator meme page” & shared on Facebook by a guy I met while working a part time job one summer who asked if I could help him move within like 2 hours of meeting me

The green bros are Rhett and Link to me. they’re all filed under “keep that shit off my screen”

who up bemoaning their career options due to the specialization of labor making it impossible to change fields without taking a massive pay cut for like 3 years

hideous, thank you

I think if you’re in any way involved with the blank check podcast you can’t really comment on people wanting to be treated as if they’re film critics because they like remembering what happened in a movie with their friends

someone was extremely intrigued by the idea of lesbians in Las Vegas in this scandalous tell all

don’t know what my grandparents did on either side don’t care, if it’s 1926 I’m going to the dollar store and getting a couple revolvers, robbing a bank, then killing myself as soon as the job goes south

I’ve been listening to some of the most famous songs of all time this summer. And also Mumford and sons ft hozier

if you haven’t hit 10,000 steps by 10 AM you’re ngmi

Canticle for Leibowitz- pretty good. Refuse to hand it to the Catholics but they do put out a quality product in the sf/f dept

I should have won the powerball. I didn’t play but I still deserve the money. Give it to me and I will absolve you of all sin

none of the big tv personalities actually like living in nyc but it’s the only place with the infrastructure to commute legally when you’re drunk 24/7. Romo has yet to learn this

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