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sebring racetrack looks like the least humane prostate vibrator of all time

oh so when we bopped the girls' school on day 1 we were just fucking around, huh?

this is the internet they stole from us VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV

*consultant voice* i think we should spend all our time betraying every minority trying to convince Paul Monaghan to vote blue

AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL: In light of recent legal rulings and many of your comments regarding our previous statements relating to the terrorist group ISIS, we do, in fact, "gotta hand it to 'em"

oh haley stevens has a fetish for getting pelted with rocks and garbage IRL. oh damn, okay, well this sure is a wasteful way to go about it but i wil oblige her i guess

ryan coogler can do the most based thing of all time. Again.

a very strange day worked out such that after a week of deferred maintenance i could take an actually quite luxuriant hair wash at 12:30 and oh my GOD my scalp is breathing again and i think i rinsed a literal rats nest out

i look generally poorly on people who are either NEET or fine for money yelling at others to quit their job, but NYT discourse got a lot simpler for me when they stopped offering even occasional token column rates to trans writers

"there was a lot to talk about in Klonoa, in this 6hr video" No. Stop. its not that klonoa was good, its that you're neurodivergent and you spent your time editing video that you should have spent editing the script you said into the camera and/or mic.

same energy:

okay but seriously the New York Times is doing some Radio Rwanda shit to every trans person you know and its gotten really bad in the last 5 years we're not a monolith, but the only trans people who won't cosign that are the ones other trans people dont like very much.

UHHHHH, ..... YEAH!

assuming this isn't bullshit--which might be overgenerous--then off the rip the iraqi government needs to act very fuckin' gingerly with the militias' deadline because between the houthis and national shiites, thats a lot of pissed off folk with a pretty good track record of keeping their promises

i find it fairly inarguable that nearly every on-paper socialist would entirely pass on revolutionary ideals for a left-liberalism that Fucking Tried Anything just like it did a century ago. i dont have the inclination to inveigh on whether thats good or bad, even, it just seems facially true atm

respectfully: talking about democratic swing voters from 2000-2005, and mentioning neither 9-11 nor the iraq war as a primary force, is insane.

people asking a lot of questions about how the clinton coalition could degenerate into scleriotic Centrist Uncommitted Movement that are answered by how nobody had the heart to say to Stakeholders™ that they've voluntarily called themselves The CUM Caucus