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"Revolution is Possible" Seen in Santander, Spain

My nephew is telling me he’s a little teapot. Only 5 years old and already a fucking liar like his father.

A movie is only as good as its qualities

Some songs became good because they were important moments in being pulled onto the dance floor by someone drunk and earnest

2 THING'S - dashare.zone ADMIN

ejecting a floppy disk from a macintosh portable in zero-g in space (1991) www.youtube.com/watch?v=99pX... www.theatlantic.com/technology/a...

i climbed a tree last night and didnt find any fairies or crows. what a joke

airbnb I’m staying at unintentionally created the toughest punk album cover of 2027

any turtle can be a snapping turtle if the jazz is smooth enough

THEM: what if we put grapes in a cookie ME: no thats stupid THEM: what if we wait for a period of time ME: oh well thats different

oh yeah well could a depressed person do this? *restarts Bojack Horseman from the top*

FINANCIAL ADVICE: give your money a little kiss on the head before putting it in a bank account

why has science not yet figured out a way to remove the caffeine from my body. it’s very simple: when I drank it, I needed it to live, and now, I need it gone before it kills me

bet it'd be kinda weird becoming friends with carrot top at the height of his stand up career, cause for a while you see him pick something up and think Oh boy what's he gonna do with this one? but then it's like, a normal item. he's not putting that colander on his head, he's just making spaghetti

if I've learned anything over the years, it's that any movie described as "a love letter to cinema" will suck ass in ways unimagined by Jean Cocteau & Billy Wilder 📽️

It's dangerous to go alone. Take this (the key to the locked up deodorants at CVS)

The movie is called Psycho because it's psychotic to steal money from work

We all have that one friend who is a giant octopus. Big Dave