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when im bored i shove things all the way down my throat to test my limits. havent found them yet tho

bro 1: how many times do i gotta tell you bro im not on birth control. you gotta wear a condom bro 2: and how many times do i gotta tell YOU bro, they dont make condoms big enough for me and it hurts to wear then bro 3: guys, please. stop arguing and let me fluff you

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why does nobody make vanilla preworkout...

resting my hot mug of coffee on my womb

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jupiter planet of jollity playing on the classical station is such a good way to wake up in the morning

i like when dogs watch tv cuz its like dude you literally do not get it dont take it so seriously 🤣

ill give my 8 thousandth follower a sloppy blowjob