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now they could use ai to make it sound like Stephen Hawking but now his name? , Stephen hawktua

fucked to think about

yeah it's just technology is different now

fucked to think of but now Radohead song have to be Klarna Police and the album probably be OK Device, OK Tablet etc. probably voice of a dead celeb on Fitter Happier. OK Phone. paranoid android.. paranoid of sansung android galaxy note 7! Exit Music for a Reel. what else. Airdrop. Klarna Police

biblically accurate angel who's showing a lot of cleavage: hey pal, my eyes are everywhere else

many irish still carry on his traveling tradition

we don't have any path to profitability now but soon we'll be able to ask the genie

almost!!!

yeah. all types

but how did a plague victim get modern clothes.. ohmy god. it's so simple. the man who invented travel went back to and died in plague times. why? by ACCIDENT!! you see, due to his well above average—but not unheard of—height, the numbers on his time machine controls were simply too far away to read

roll for charisma check

it's never been conclusively ruled out

it was shaped like a man and dressed like a man, but no man is that tall unless he's standing on top of a smallish crate or medium size rock. so my best guess is plague ghost

people these days would see a somewhat unusually tall man-shaped thing wearing currently in-fashion men's attire in the underground construction site where they work and immediately blame a coworker. there's just no trust in your fellow man to exploit anymore.....

this has gotta be among the most devastatingly effective workplace pranks of all time

your average baby is able to walk upright, knows how to go potty on the toilet, can use speech to communicate full, coherent thoughts, and loves to cook

when a kid fucks up a door slides open and an oompa loompa brains em with a hammer like Texas Chain Saw Massacre

now when the boat goes through that tunnel there's fun candy imagery projected onto the walls

closed?? oh no but the deadline is tomorrow.... now what am i gonna write about, the drive over? yeah that's gonna be a hit. everybody will be going crazy for my new hit single Highway to the Danger Zone. hold up,

accents hadn't been invented yet back in odyssey times