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Sounds like he's having a manic episode. I know Florida can be a bit bipolar but I doubt him showing his mania is the selling point he thinks it is.

not smiling in photos with your newly wedded wife is a really great look

Happy Star Wars Day guy energy

Being creepy is a flex now ?

Report that church

Impulsive people make the best governors...

His last fiancé was underage and he literally got fired because of it. He denied it of course, but she magically moved in with him on her 18th birthday and he allegedly threatened her parents not to charge him. Luckily, she left his predatory ass. This guy & his internet trolls are the worst!

Sounds like he wants to pretend to be Catholic for votes

dateline prequel

Ah, yes, impulsivity. The best trait for a person seeking a leadership position.

It sounds like the kind of think that landed Married At First Sight in hot water.

A fucked up version of Craig Davids '7 Days' 😁

What's his campaign slogan... I'll fuck up Florida faster than I fucked up this young woman's life?

She is so pretty she looks like a before pic for Mar-A-Lago face.

He probably spent 10 times as much time getting his last big screen TV.

This is the worst Craig David song.

This sounds like a honey trap, tbh.

A reputation for rash decisions isn't a great recommendation.

I will be watching this Dateline NBC two part special

My ass he did all that Catholic prep stuff in a day. Smells like a beard to me. Just sayin'.

You can plainly see by his face and her smile that she pegged him and he’s now her love slave. 🤷🏼‍♀️

Pretty sure this is how So I Married an Axe Murderer starts

The kind of grifter that makes George Santos look like Honest Abe.

I give their marriage a year, max.

My life is so good I can barely smile

Can we once again talk about how weird all these guys are?

“Let me put my rash, emotional decision-making and poor planning to work for you!”

Florida Man

Cringe meter off the charts 📈 Glad to report the priest was rescued unharmed…

Hinky to say the least. The Catholic Church does not move that fast. From a Nice Lapsed Catholic Girl who did the Pre Cana course with my husband to be. Pax y’all

She looks like she's barely over 18. Perfect for MAGA creeps, in other words.

“completed all of Catholic marriage prep on Thursday”

Makes one wonder what he was trying to prove. Hmmm.

🧔‍♀️

Looks like another imported honeypot.

I have so many questions

Both of them look like they’d keep a spare head in their freezer lol

Oh hey this is Solomon Grundys platform

I think these were the original lyrics to 'seven days'. Craig David must have changed them for some reason?

I have already memorized 10,000 facts about my wonderful wife. This is not a manic episode. Fact 1: My wife was born when sea foam became a woman and she is NOT tricking me into marriage to stay human.

Freaks!

I got second hand pain from that decision.

“All of the Catholic marriage prep on Thursday”

Russian?

Gee. That almost sounds like a Republican in an urgent need for a beard.

Another idiot Florida politician, he actually thinks this is a plus? Must be something in the water.

Screams Russian assets.

certainly showing a lot of responsibility, sensible future planning and level headed decision making

Wonder if he ever smiles or just maintains a creeper aura

That is also just straight up not how getting married in the catholic church works

...and will be divorced by tomorrow.

Wait, what Russian wife site did he order her from? I mean if you think people are taking "he sure is efficient" from being achingly impulsive and stupid, then Godspeed, delusional James. But, odds are, it's going to end badly.

Must have been one hell of an unsatisfying wedding night (at least for her) at that pace.

Reminds me of a joke I heard as a teenager that I thought was hysterical.

I’m in the middle of a domestic violence trial right now for a marriage started like this. The marriage lasted 10 abusive months.

One of them is gonna be wearing the other’s skin by the end of next week

Russia putting a new shine on a trusty “sleeper” agent operation.

There is no universe where this ends well for her

This guy sounds insane. I wouldn't vote for him for dog catcher, much less governor.

#GOPLiesAboutEverything

She looks a bit Russian/Ukrainian and her name is reportedly Valeria. Perhaps the KGB is looking forward to a friend in Tallahassee?

Running the Tim Scott playbook

I know little bout Catholicism, but my boss and her fiancé were Catholic and the marriage prep they had to do took months. (she also had to lie about being on the pill and her fiancé had to give them a fake mailing address to hide that they were living together, but that's a whole different story).

Florida voters: Nice glasses nerd! /writes in a constitutionally illegal vote for Rick Scott.

This sounds creepy. I hope they last but you don’t know anything about each other if this is true

The funniest - FUNNIEST - outcome would be if she turned out to be a foreign agent.

What's with his cold, dead eyes?

Epstein sex trafficking ring didn’t die with him.

I don't think you can usually blast thru marriage prep that quickly! It's usually weeks of questions and conversations.

They’ll elect him. In MAGAt FL this passes for a high degree of intelligence …

Republicans *truly* are pedos.

This James Fishback? www.nbcnews.com/politics/202...

We know she isn’t his 1st fake wife, AKA Cypto Barbie. And we know she isn’t the underage girl who tried to get a restraining order against him. Maybe he found a bride-ready Russian on Tinder, which he claims he joined as a way to connect with young female voters? He def sounds like a FL leader.

Annulment when

They must’ve drastically shortened Catholic marriage prep since I was younger if he did it in a day. He’s creepy.

She costs me 100 dollars per hour, for eternity. Must get job when I am bribed for my votes.