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can't even take a shit in the pool anymore because of woke

The great 21st century philosopher of divorce

"We Didn't Start The Fire" but it's clear that I have forgotten nearly every lyric and just keep repeating "Studebaker, Television" for every single line of the verses

I come back to this tumblr post again and again

Chasing this exact triangulation lost them 16 and 24 and barely won them 20, with slimmer margins than they needed. And they still haven't even acknowledged the ways that finance, tech, and media changed from 21-24 in ways that cost them key assets and allies

When they started saying "data centers in space" it should have been clear to everyone that they're literally just blurting out whatever they think might keep the music playing, like pickup artist hopefuls who think neurolinguistic programming is real. Probably even earlier than that, frankly

Now I'm not trying to claim that I'm some kind of "good" "person" but a really easy rule of thumb that I like to live by is to simply, not live the kind of life that would cause a world famous sf/f novelist to say "I am terribly unsurprised to learn that he has a rape accusation" about me

Looks more like meat Squidward with two dicks

I think this is a "lazier is funnier" where just the whole entire zoomed out jimothy where his head goes would have worked fine

DDL could play jimothy but he'd insist on having his spine shortened for real

He drinks your milkshake

What a fascinating artifact. I wonder what I was talking about.

I prefer to offend everyone with my own stupid third-way position called half celcius: a modified scale where there are just an even 2 degrees for every degree Celsius. It sort of pretends to be a compromise between C and F while just being worse than either.

This was a full fledged banger though. I would have put it on my mix cds if I'd had the courage of my convictions

You say "solved" like it's a problem, whereas in America it's one of the main reasons why the locally powerful rich people tolerate even having a police force in the first place. That's what it's *for*

God yes. I guess I'm the asshole college friend but I remember walking out of Inception going "THAT was what all the hype was about? That was the brain breaking mindbending reality-shattering instant classic? It was stylish but its big sci fi ideas are about as hard to digest as snow crash."

It’s genuinely so impressive how he’s the master of that exact niche

My boring answer is the entire Real Time Strategy genre. A whole gaming powerhouse, responsible for a huge amount of early growth in PC gaming, just... Instantly consigned to the retro/remake/mobile bin, all at once. Sure, we still remember Command & Conquer and the Crafts, but the genre died.

It's fairly natural, First they have this bright idea that the interview is going to clear the air and bring everyone to their side once and for all, And then it doesn't, because they're disgusting pricks completely detached from reality, And then they need to blame somebody for the plan failing.

"It might wong up the whole cumming cumberbatch," they probably didn't say