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Guys like this don’t realize that they are the freak

I don't know what everyone's complaining about. Just go to settings > features > worms, then change the "worms pouring out of my phone" toggle from "yes" to "maybe later"

Anyone who refuses care from a non-white member of NHS staff should be told to pay to go private.

If my honesty offends you, just imagine how exhausting your bullshit is.

Lads Looks like we've got perhaps 18 more months of bad puns, American takes on things and some actual conversations before this place becomes a Temu version of X/Twitter

astronaut: houston we have a problem nasa: that's not the sort of language we use at this company astronaut: sorry, houston we have an opportunity to excel

"Hey do you want to hear what the CEO of..." No.

I don't mean to sound simplistic, but I always thought the thrill of the X-Men wasn't their torment, it was their survival. It was that they stick up for each other, they fight, but if you come for one of them, they will kick the living **** out of you and then go have a beer. 10/

Normalise calling "the RAM crisis" something else, like "the RAM piss take" or "the RAM swindle" or "theft"

they come into your mentions, unbidden, to “play devil’s advocate” and to explain “well, actually”, and then they fire up chatgpt to tell them they’re the handsomest boy on the internet

An account with this avatar was just blocked.

I'm not sure I'd be able to sleep after having seen that! Beats my holiday spot...

Never became as popular as "ET Phone Home" did it

I don’t know what they’re drinking over at the Express but I would steer well clear of it… www.aol.co.uk/articles/and...

Andy Burnham dealt huge blow as new bombshell poll reveals who people truly want as PM - AOLThe newly crowned Prime Minister's Downing Street honeymoon could already be over, according to the latest YouGov poll.www.aol.co.uk

Not sure what PETA’’s aim is here beyond “making men horny for lobsters”

christ if that’s not a metaphor for our times

Spending my weekend in Bochum. Not because it’s necessarily been on my bucket list, but because following Sheffield United is a series of increasingly niche life choices.

I'm on the train from Montréal to Toronto. There's just been a reminder that it is MANDATORY to use headphones when watching video. I can't believe this guys have resorted to legislation, rather than our system of having 75% of the carriage sit in murderous, futile rage.

The number of people on trial with Palestine Action would equate to about half of England's current remaining prison capacity if they were all sent down (as is very possible, given these are terror offences)