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A new lace has entered the villa

If Biden had thrown Trump in the slammer we wouldn't be here. You can piss and moan all you want but J6 was history books shit and history books shit requires the President to do President shit. And he didn't. And now the guy who saved millions has to eat shit from a penis like Ron Johnson

Look at how terrible this socialism is: “The windfall of tips comes after a city law cracking down on deceptive tipping practices by app-based delivery companies took effect in January … Since taking office, Mayor Mamdani has directed DCWP to vigorously enforce the laws.”

The used booksellers were trying to figure out wtf was going on a while ago and I was afraid it was something like this.

I just think it’s neat when we’re all talking about stuff I like

Everything is posting, and posting, is pervert shit

Been trying to articulate this on the show for years and he just comes out and says it

Thank you for taking me to this. I really do love to kill computers, it’s true

I was going to say “Finally” but that might be misinterpreted as “Finally, women have come forward.” No, I mean, “Finally, this has broken through the numerous media barriers that allow men like Leto to get away with it”.

That doesn’t seem right. Personally I am refuting the passage of time

When you really think about it Odysseus was just having an extra long brat summer

Girls should be allowed one outdated weapon of siege warfare, as a treat

[eleanor rigby voice] connecticut bigfoot hids in the woods outside Lyme but is spotted by rubes doesn't have boobs

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Plaxico Burress compared playing with the Jets to prison: "They're both kind of similar because when I walked into prison on my first day, I was like, 'damn man you a fucking loser.' And I had the same damn feeling every day I walked through the door with the Jets."

Sorry reading bad arts criticism got me back on my cinema studies bullshit

me eating cold Chinese food straight out of the fridge

*whispers* you know we can do this cultural debate about art thing all the time, right? Websites and news organizations used to have culture critics on staff whose entire job was writing about books, movies, and TV. People read them and then discussed them. We have the technology to do this again.

one of the most frustrating things about what Rowling has turned into is how hard it is to explain to offline people that she’s not just another author who has turned out to have shitty views - her entire life and fortune is dedicated to destroying trans people