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imo the ideal Odysseus would've been Gene Wilder, but we would never have deserved that movie.

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It took the entire Tigers grounds crew and Orioles outfielder Leody Taveras to remove this squirrel from the field Home plate umpire Bill Miller even asked the crowd for a round of applause for the grounds crew 😂

🚨 Iman’s family needs food, water and essentials. ‘Can you bear to see your children suffering, unable to help them? Can you bear to hear their cries and feel helpless? This is my daily torment. I implore you, let our children live with dignity.’ Donate ⬇️⬇️ tinyurl.com/Help-Iman And please share ❤️

My first job was elevator phone answerer and most people get stuck because they just want someone to talk to, to tell them it's okay to go up through the trapdoor

🚨’Please stop and read 🙏🏼😭👇🏾👇🏾 I am pleading with you one last time, with all the hope left in my heart. My child and I have run out of food, and hunger has weakened us to the point where we can barely stand. We need just $250 to secure treatment and vitamins for my son, Omar.’ tinyurl.com/4rdnwyzx

The Road

introductory AI video of Nick Fuentes turning to the camera and saying ”what’s in your wallet, mine’s got 14 words”

My son who is on the spectrum watched Top Gun five years ago and what he took from the experience is that it's a movie where men don't wear shirts and so to this day he refers to taking his shirt off as "going Top Gun."

”every running back is either a Jimmy The Gent or a Frankie Two Times, the key is knowing which of them is a funny guy“

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had a dream last night I was able to fly but only reliably about 10 feet off the ground I couldn't figure out how to go higher or faster but I could hover 10 feet off the ground pretty easy

don’t know how Mike Lombardi could possibly be a professional failure, I was blown away by his genius when he would go on the Bill Simmons podcast and be like ”there‘s two kinds of quarterbacks: steelhead trout and sockeye salmon”

(TNT's "INSIDE OLYMPUS") ZEUS: hey Poseidon. tell em where we're sending him. where did you say we're sending him POSIDEON: Laestrygonia

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[takes podium at prestigious academic conference] okay so my version of the Odyssey makes it clear that Odysseus was a hoe

This is Beily. He was miraculously found alive under rubble 29 days after the Venezuela earthquakes. He has since been reunited with his 11-year-old human Victoria and is expected to make a full recovery. 14/10 for all (TT: fuerzavzla1)

Jimothy inspired me to take karate lessons in a suburban strip mall. Thank you, Jimothy.

good mornin yall. hadn’t had anything move for this in almost 2 months.. if you can still share, by all means do. it means a lot.

Jason Benetti went from calling a game with John Kruk to calling a grounds crew chasing a squirrel.