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Gonna say it now, Fetterman and Haley Stevens are going to become a power couple. People Magazine gonna stylish it as Fettervens, and he's gonna let her wear his hoodie. And they will move in with each other, under a bridge.

Mitch? You just missed him. He's saving a cat from a tree. No, not in this neighborhood. In, uh, the Yukon.

Hello, you're looking for Senator Mitch? Oh, yeah, he's usually in his hospital room at this time, but he's currently shooting hoops down at the neighborhood rec. I will let him know you stopped by

this beshear guy, I don’t know, like does he not trust a proof of life photo with 27 inconsistencies like a wall clock that goes to 13? get off mitch's back!

You will never guess where this goes

Clammed up, and, anyone who's ever enjoyed a clam knows, they're best with a little tabasco

when the giant beast King Kong began to climb the Empire State Building, Mayor Mamdani had an idea

Standing up on a crowded plane to deliver a missive on how Johan Santana belongs in the Hall of Fame

They're what

Someone taking their shoes off>>>>>>

Day 5 of the "folksy Chucky doll" discourse

🗓️Every RP save, hold, blown save, & loss yesterday + L14 SV & HLD leaders 📊Top RP via @razzball.bsky.social: razzball.com/playerrater-... 🖊️Bullpen Chart: razzball.com/bullpen-chart/

jumping out of the closet to scare your kid shitless, while filming, "That's a great reaction! Don't tell your mother."

Angels are putting on a clinic. Sorry, paused for a moment and the sentence ended at clinic and it was supposed to be clinically depressed.

🎵Jimothy was Kung Fu fighting Reflexes fast as lightning In fact, it was a little bit frightening But he fought with expert timing🎶

[Nate Silver rolls his eyes] No one ever talks about the parts of the pants you don’t shit