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Wow, dedicated to Colin “Gary” McGowan and everything.

“Master P. Jolly Green Giant. Ricardo Montalban. Type II diabetes. Pure Moods. Imperial fiat. Chinese firecracker. One terabyte. ‘Uncle’ Jeff Green. Arkansas Razorbacks. Tetanus shot. Ambergris. Cat piss. Dusty Hill. That’s what you had. You didn’t taste it?”

when the Amy Schumer record is 180g

oh shit, thrift store record section bringing the heat today!!!

mfw my byline is "Gilbert Arenas"

oh my god they made NeverNude undies

I should've written a book about Millennial marital infidelity and internet-sickened ennui––and sticking one's head in the toilet, and flushing.

As a person whose manuscript was turned down by editors at every major publisher, I love to see headlines like Americans Spend More on Putting Their Heads in Toilets and Flushing Than on Books.

I wrote about how much Americans wagered on sports betting in 2025 and how it’s more than they spent on movies, art, museums and music combined. Read my article @fortunemagazine.bsky.social fortune.com/2026/07/26/g...

I love the little "Zaza Pachulia" byline. I would also like my byline to be "Zaza Pachulia."

12 hours later and "the foot is the brain of the body" is still killing me.

Fucking hell as if receiving automated rejection letters for jobs wasn't bad enough.

The cat gods laughed when they created a white cat who loved rolling around in dirt.

Hapoel Jerusalem (ugh) has assembled a remarkable Beefy Boy frontcourt.

A friend sent me some photos of Oliver from way back when. Lookit this handsome fucker. What a dude.

CBS reports that Ashley Moody did precisely what the entire GOP has accused Tim Walz of doing -- and yet, somehow, that crack fraud task force has not arrested the GOP nominee for Senate. www.cbsnews.com/miami/news/f...

LeBron is apparently going to live in NYC, at least much of the time, and commute to Philly. Wilt Chamberlain did the same thing while running a Gotham blues club, Big Wilt's Smalls Paradise, in the early-60s. Now, if LBJ helos to Philly ... that would be new. Wilt drove. Usually at 100 mph.

fuckin lmao

Look at all the parts of this car I *didn’t* crash.