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i wish i was fuckable funny instead of debased and pathetic funny

literacy is overrated, have you read some shit? it's terrible

i don't read books because one time i read all of gravity's rainbow and defeated books for good and all

society has progressed beyond the need for jeopardy

2000 years ago all you had to do was dig a giant hole, move some giant bricks and then die

they should put stimulants in all food or at least in my food

they are adding a eat shit button to posts and if enough people press it you gotta do it

saw your man crawl bloody out of a mcdonald's ball pit after a bunch of 4 year olds beat his ass

saying ew out loud and skipping kissing scenes in movies

that's cool that you love your life but can you do it over there so i don't have to hear about it

life would be so much easier if clown was a sustainable profession

i'm going to crash in, i am going to look inward and sit with my insane thoughts and let them cook like a battery in a microwave

i'm having a hard time following what you are saying because it's extremely uninteresting

that's them officer, that's my balls

moaning while trying to feel for the good fruit at the grocery store

can you put the food into a trough that i can eat from without a shirt on

thinking about a bunch of bullshit i hate that fucking pisses me off and makes me miserable

fred durst was right it is just one of those days

dating app that matches you with the right gun to shoot yourself with

time for another day of squandering the gift of life