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Timothée Mallette

The Mashu have made another new friend. #Bacon #SketchADay #TheMashu #Illustration #Art #Sketch

As an academic, I have decided to pre-empt AI taking my job, so I am going to take ITS job! I am going to start hallucinating, lying to my students, and drinking 700,000 litres of water

You might need this little soapstone carving of a whale today… (1200-1600 CE, Chumash culture, California, held at Musée des Beaux Arts, Montreal)

I made this because as far as I can see nobody else has?

We only rate dogs. This is a southern spotted sand seal. Way too loud to be a dog. Please only send dogs. Thank you… 13/10 (TT: kerrygrsjsw)

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Just me walking up the road so I can turn round and march back down again like a tit for the camera.

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Great job 👏

What if Farage has been banging on about needing security because he's upset his Russian "business associates" and yesterday was a warning? They're angry that he's going to lose his political influence to a bin.

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There’s a blueberry rolling around on the bus floor and it honestly looks like it’s having the time of its life.

The temperature is rising in the kitchen again 🔥 Baking Daddy is back and this week he’s adding his nuts to raspberries to bake a fit AF Raspberry Bakewell Cake. 🍰

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Bluesky coming together to celebrate the death of a grade A cunt really warms the cockles.

Ed Sheeran performed a private gig for the England team, making the players appreciate just how lucky Jordan Henderson was to leave the squad early

I don't know why this is the first thing that came to mind

Pencil study of sleazy, whining little bitch Nigel Farage. #caricature #art

The Cape Verde national football team given a heroes' welcome back in Praia after their historic run in the 2026 FIFA World Cup. Cape Verde became the smallest nation by population to ever reach the knockout stage of the tournament, all without having a single yellow card rescinded. #worldcup

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Up the fucking lads. #USABEL #WorldCup #WorldCup2026

A pal of mine posted this on the other place. I'm done in.

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This is my “renaissance painting” shot of yesterday’s game. Which made me think, what is it that makes it so? And for me it generally involves multiple people looking at the main action, someone looking flummoxed/wan/out of it (the “Jesus”) and someone holding that person and being more emotional.

It's the Gulf of England now, I don't make the rules.