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#TheProms

Goes on a bit this, dunnit? #TheProms

Me and a load of mates went down to Newquay on a coach for the 1999 eclipse. It involved sleeping on a surfer's floor, getting plastered with a future CBeebies presenter, dancing on a traffic island, appearing on local radio, far too much Mambo No 5 and a chaotic gig by the bloody awful Rootjoose.

Where to see the biggest solar eclipse since 1999 in the West CountryThe UK's biggest solar eclipse since 1999 arrives on 12 August. Here's where to see it safely.www.bbc.co.uk

Did someone say Beveragino? Labour give Reform a right hammering, while the Tories finished behind fucking Restore. That's like losing to yer da's favourite Facebook nostalgia page. Sometimes anti-social. Always anti-fascist.

Labour wins decisive victory in Greater Manchester mayoral byelectionBev Craig, the city council leader, succeeds Andy Burnham as mayor, reversing Reform gains in May local electionswww.theguardian.com

Three years since "Exotic" Adrian Street left us for the great beyond. "Too dark down there. I was born for the spotlight." Rest in magnificence, champ.

Louis Armstrong, there. #TOTP #notTOTP

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I'll say it again: that Ridgeley is one jammy bastard. #TOTP

National treasures klaxon! #TOTP

Graphics! #TOTP

The First Picture of You! Fucking rock on, Tommy! #TOTP

The Creatures, there. #TOTP

Everton supremo Howard Kendall unveils surprise strike partner for Gary Lineker. #TOTP

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Here we fucking go. #TOTP

Guy stood, arms folded, just gawping at a captive Legs. #TOTP

Rita Coolidge would continue sneaking into unsuspecting victims' homes via unguarded windows for several months until her serenading rampage was brought to a bloody end by armed police. #TOTP

Don't worry, lads. I've done a few gigs where hardly anyone turned up. Stick at it. #TOTP