They started playing and an extremely pissed bloke appeared at the mic and started shouting "hellooo!"
Security staff assumed he must be the singer, until the bass player pointed out that this person wasn't not a actually member of the band and the bouncers introduced him to the door head first.
I dunno, they were pushing Labour pretty hard in Bury wards at the locals, you could see how worried Lab were cos they were round every 5 minutes.
Old "7D Chess" Farage's hissy fit resignation seems to have not so much shot them in the foot as machine gunned them in both legs.
"Do you fancy switching seats? I don't mind. To be honest, I think this seat's much better. Go on, just for 5 minutes. Look, I've got an extra arm rest on this side. It's easier to get to the glove box..."
