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OK I guess?

For some reason these determined beavers who crop up every so often trundling along with their veg absolutely break my heart. Look at him go 😭

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Nasser Hussain calling Mitch Marsh “Midge”

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My Hundred guys are Welsh Fire (Chris Woakes and best kit) and Southern Brave (Jof, Stoinis, geographically closest to where I’m from) and individually Rashid Khan. I don’t much care about the others as long as my hated Bairstow and Duckett do poorly, however, much as I like a rout I don’t like>

That £300K for Coles is looking like money well spent *look to camera*

lol Bairstow

Who is doing this

I am having a ✨baaaad tiiiiime✨

Makes me laugh that the couple of times I’ve seen Arsenal on tour I’ve got excited about being in the same city as the lads when I actually live every single day in the same city they all live.

OK go on I’m not doing anything else and unlike other versions of this kind of thing it’s finite at least!

Reading the rules for r/ADHD and they’re pretty fantastic but I’ve got to their rules on using the words “neurodiverse” and “neurodiversity” and the reasons they don’t and will mod anyone who does and I had NO IDEA it was a weird anti-science *movement* that considers adhd/autism “gifts”.

Just a stupidly beautiful man.

Look at this fucking plush shark!!!!!

This is a post for one specific person who sends me NGL messages on a semi regular basis asking if one of my friends is single and a. it’s none of your fucking business and b. she wouldn’t be seen dead with a baby who has to anonymously message someone else to ask about her. Grow up.

A man on this programme just said with a completely straight face “he was known as Britain’s Tallest Burglar, at 7’3””

It’s a bizarre thing, and I say this as someone who has felt uncomfortable on occasion when glee is expressed at someone’s death, that as soon as someone dies we’re meant to be respectful. They’re dead! We’re posting on social media not at their funeral in front of grieving relatives!

My mutuals x

I’m watching a Donal McIntyre fronted true crime programme and all the cops are from Massachusetts and I’m like “say more words with A in them!!!” Or indeed, words like “more”. Delightful accent.