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My unstoppable march to power contin… WHAT THE FUCK?

Richard Tice Last Week: “Why don’t the police give us a running commentary on the details of their investigation?” Richard Tice This Week: “Why are the police admitting that they are investigating me?”

Here I am in Clacton with everyone who doesn’t think I’m a grifting, attention-seeking twat.

My unstoppable march to power contin… WHAT THE FUCK?

Richard Tice Last Week: “Why don’t the police give us a running commentary on the details of their investigation?” Richard Tice This Week: “Why are the police admitting that they are investigating me?”

Here I am in Clacton with everyone who doesn’t think I’m a grifting, attention-seeking twat.

I'm not saying I'm desperate, but we are busing people in from Wales to help me beat a bin.

The Mail are attacking someone for a 'man of the people' act and somehow it isn't the privately educated city trader who became a career politician and receives £5 million gifts and £2m in side hussles, but likes to pose with pints of beer he never drinks.

I'm not saying I'm desperate, but we are busing people in from Wales to help me beat a bin.

The Mail are attacking someone for a 'man of the people' act and somehow it isn't the privately educated city trader who became a career politician and receives £5 million gifts and £2m in side hussles, but likes to pose with pints of beer he never drinks.

A WOMAN who lives in Dubai thinks she is the best judge of what makes a good British citizen, while her boyfriend avoids tax and is under investigation for dodgy donations. What an absolute joke. Except it's real.

Richard Stupid Tice is now threatening legal action against both the BBC and NCA and accusing the Met Police of briefing against him. Exactly the sort of reasonable reaction you would expect from someone who has nothing to hide.

Thank goodness Zia Yusuf is an expert on mental illness and high security hospitals, not just an unelected gobshite.

Moaning about immigration is all I've got left. Although I'm careful to focus on scaremongering rather than facts, like small boat arrivals being down 44% on last year and numbers shooting up after Brexit ended the returns agreement with the EU.

But... surely the UK is a war zone under Sharia law, full of no-go areas run by grooming gangs and nobody can wear a watch or carry a phone in public..?

Reform’s Sian Astley wants to be Mayor of Manchester, but doesn’t even know that the Mayor has no responsibility for pothole repairs. Probably because all she cares about is giving a plug to JCB, whose boss gave Reform £200,000.

Ooh good - another excuse to wade in on something I know nothing about in a desperate bid to distract attention from my dodgy finances and humiliating battle with a bin.

Reform's unstoppable march to power contin... oh. Bollocks.

Lee Anderson filming himself patting a bacon sandwich, proving yet again that his £98k salary is public money well spent.

I don't understand... what happened to the prosperity, economic gains and cheap beer that this turnip-headed fuckwit promised before the referendum?