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I’d be shocked if Bezos could last a day as a front line Amazon employee, but I expect he’d probably last less than 10 minutes in the NYC school system.

And there'd be no bathrooms.

Amazon's schoolkids would learn to pee in water bottles at their desks since they won't be allowed to go to the restroom.

If your aunt had balls she'd be your uncle

Bonus points. Every single city union and worker would be on strike.

Education is famously the only business where the product is also the consumer. If you think it should run like other businesses, you might need some more of it.

I'm sorry Jeff, but I thought you'd divested yourself from running Amazon. Was that a lie, Jeff?

Students and staff would regularly suffer from heat stroke, and schools would be closed in retaliation for teachers unionizing.

Jeff Bezos was: - born in NM - spent his childhood in TX - spent his teen years in FL - went to college in NJ - started Amazon and raised his kids in WA - should stfu about how NYC schools are run

Also dying in a tornado due to not being allowed to leave: www.cnn.com/2021/12/11/b...

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The teachers would be peeing in bottles.

Just pay some goddamn taxes Jeffrey.

Let's get fundamental about wealth control of America. If NYC was run like a Bezos business Mamdani would have already passed his first billion$, have a giant yacht with a live mermaid to escort him around the harbor, etc. Never mind the up front yearly fee for a chance to get services.

The difference between the idea that society should be a bulwark against the perils of the natural world for the many and the idea that society should maximize extraction and exploitation for the benefit of the few.

Are we STILL comparing business with municipal services???

Students would occasionally die in class waiting for permission to use a bathroom or see a nurse.

You’d go to school and find out it was a counterfeit school. The next day you’d go to school and find out it was one of ten thousand schools stolen in bulk by a gang.

Still upset about the $9M, is he?

Bezos really needs to STFU.

Teachers would be pissing in bottles too

lol not if they just used USPS!!! Support your postal workers!

Schools aren’t a for profit business where one person becomes a billionaire.

This dipshit ran Amazon losing Billions for years before it became profitable. All on the backs of public stocks. Also…Schools are not business they not need to make profit.

If NYC ran its schools like Amazon, all the students would have to carry bottles to piss in, no air conditioning, and classroom time would be spent learning how to tape boxes and label them. and students could get expelled for using too much tape or taking to long to complete tasks

Students would have to piss in bottles so they could get the fuck out of the system faster or be punished.

The “govt should be run like a business” people never seem to remember that business market to, and can discard, specific types of customers. Governments have no such luxury. They have to serve all citizens. Self-appointed “geniuses” like like bezos never seem to understand this.

Also no bathroom breaks, everyone pees in an Aquafina bottle

A dude with all that money and he can't even cure baldness would he STFU

The superintendent would be a billionaire and the kids would pause occasionally to pee in bottles as they ran breathlessly from room to room

Why does Bozos think anyone gives a fuck what he thinks?

#fJeff #fAmazon #civilrights #NYC #mamdami

lol, thanks Bezos. No one cares what his freeloading azz thinks.

The school hallways would be filled with plastic bottles of urine.

Schools wouldn't have bathrooms. Just bottles next to their desks.

People who believe government services should be run like a for profit business don’t actually know what government services are for. Pure ignorance.

All that money and Jeff still can’t pay someone to explain why no one likes him

Where’s the Joker? Your wife? Your Sneerheart 🃏

So now the bald parasite wants to chime in. Fuck this discount lex luthor.

NYC schools need to focus on what they do best - not educating students.

Also, comparing schools to running a business shows just how ignorant Bezos is.

Why doesn’t he put his money where his mouth is and donate to public schools? Talk is cheap…but then so is he. Greed is a disease I wish was fatal.

Bezos definitely thinks his money has bought him respect. Who is going to tell him?

Would all the girls have to have as much surgery as his blow-up doll wife?

jeff is a fucking idiot lets all ignore everything he says.

Has anyone ever turned being murdered by AOC and the Bronx more of a personal vendetta than Jeff?

Let me guess: children should pee in bottles, get counseling in a small plywood box, work pick-and-pull shifts for 12 hours, and if one of them is suffering from heat exhaustion, the rest get threatened with expulsion if they try to help

Why does anyone even pretend to take this seriously? Bezos has been vocal against taxes going up because he doesn’t want to pay more taxes. Anything he says against public spending should be seen under that lens

If New York City ran its school system like Amazon, it would require me to talk to someone in “customer support” in order to get a refund when I was sent THE WRONG PRODUCT. Oh, nope, sorry! That is actually if Amazon ran Amazon like Amazon…

#daytwo

If Bezos ran high school like it runs Amazon, there'd be dead students in the halls and no one would be allowed to use the bathroom, and he'd outright ignore test results. There'd be no electives. Maybe comparing the two is out and out stupid and only an arrogant tool would try it.

What the fuck does Jeff Bezos even know about how NYC runs its school system?? He doesn’t know shit, he just talks out of his ass and the media pays attention because he’s rich. This is so fucking stupid.

“In response to high school spending.” This isn’t even coherent as a whole?

and dozens of students would die every year on school campus because of unsafe learning conditions.

What a petty insult.

Bezos should lay off the hormones.

Jeff Bdzos and a wood chipper need to get intimate

I am starting to openly loathe capitalists and capitalism. Imagine thinking, if you will, that it was appropriate to compare the education of children with the operation of a for-profit and infamously inhumane company. Just stop there, Jeff Bezos. That’s a disgusting thing to even think.

Even setting aside how much of a hellhole Amazon is, school systems are different from businesses! Even the most ethical online marketplace isn't going to be run the same way as a school system should be, because they are entirely different things!

Seems apt that soulless penis rocket man would happily compare the infinitely varied needs of students to putting a box on a doorstep. As if education is something you simply insert into someone's brain via a convenient standard sized slot.

How would he have any experience with the nyc school system?

My God education is so horrible..Fuck off you bald c un t

Let’s not get it twisted, packages taking six weeks to arrive is a good thing. Being able to get literally anything delivered to your front door in only a day is horrifying in terms of worker rights, the environment, patience. This instant gratification costs us more than I can put into words.

Ok, deal. I’ll accept this fair trade of late packages on exchange for a well-educated generation of youth.

And teachers would have to piss in bottles

Why t-- f--- does Bezos think he needs to have an opinion on the NYC school system? Is he planning on enrolling?

Students would have to pee in bottles and they would be taught by Rufus the Ai teacher who would answer basic questions with, "It sounds like you have a question about your test? That test has already been graded. Is there anything else I can help you with?"

and no bathrooms anywhere. kids have to keep buckets at their desks.

Bezos is a bitch & a cunt. Fuck nuts like him & elon should keep their fucking mouth shut. Being rich does not mean you are a fucking expert on all things.

But the Principal would rich AF. (And jacked on T and on his 2nd wife). So there's that.

What a very weird thing for this very weird person to say.

Let Bezos fund some free charter schools in the Bronx, and have several years of results, before he runs his mouth off.

Bezos is such a dick.

Amazon’s team to develop the kindle was HUGE. It was more than 5X larger than the team that developed the Nook. And many times larger than other teams developing comparable products

Jeff looks like my uncircumcised penis!

@alt-text.bsky.social

They would poorly copy the most successful teachers’ lesson plans, cut those teachers’ pay by 90%, and the schools would be taken over brand new “teachers” that were actually shadow-branded Amazon employees in disguise with the knockoff curriculum.

Trump, Musk, and Bezos being scattered all over the Epstein files should shock absolutely no one. But the real terrifying question is what even worse atrocities are hidden by the ruling class, which is still desperately covering up? The billionaire class is built entirely on systemic exploitation.

PUBLIC. SERVICES. ARE. NOT. BUSINESSES.

i say we start calling him John D. Rocketfailure

either 1) Bezos doesn't understand the difference between a government and a business, in which case he is a moron, or 2) he does, in which case he is a psychopath who wants to autocratically rule the world, in which case he is a threat to everyone everywhere and should be imprisoned forever

And school bus driving down my quiet 25 mph street at 45 mph

And the only students who would get passing grades would have to pay a monthly additional fee.

They could replace the school toilets with plastic bottles and all the books would be AI slop from kindle unlimited

Parents would randomly get texts ten minutes before first bell on Monday telling them that there was a delay in the school week and they would have school tomorrow.

Plus teachers would be peeing in bottles between class.

Why or why in the name of all that is holy would ANY SCHOOL need to be run like the inhumane Amazon hamster wheel??? Business leaders especially mega rich Bezos are the absolute LAST people to have anything worthwhile to contribute about education. Invest in education & you power the future.

also half the kids would fall ill from heat stroke due to lack of AC in the warehouses and delivery vans.

Is that an American idiosyncrasy? That government should be run like a business? I’d rather the government protect me from ruthless wealth extraction, but I’m Canadian.

teachers and students would be in bottles and the superintendent would keep all the money for himself

Also, as I'm writing a short piece about NYC's toilets, the children would piss in bottles.

getting tired of this guys bullshit

No school district should run a corporate for-profit business model. These are two distinct things with a different purpose & distinctive model for funding in the case of the nonprofit school. Nonprofit doesn't simply mean NO PROFIT. The purpose is public service. Amazon is in the business of PROFIT

Ordered a book from them (not available otherwise), and they delivered it somewhere in the next county.

That’s a BIG problem when the oligarch scum like Bezos think that public agencies can be operated like a business.

What if we just think of each public school student as a cardboard box held together with Amazon branded tape?

The probability that Jeff Bezos actually cares about the functioning of public school systems is somewhere between zero and nil.

bsky.app/profile/high... If he ran anything like greedy billionaires run!

These freaks can’t process how anything functions unless it turns a profit

I think everyone except him hates working at Amazon

Amazon hosts counterfeit third party sellers, and worse, delivers their counterfeit products from its own warehouses in Amazon trucks. Amazon doesn't post or count negative reviews about this. Bezos has turned Amazon into a "take your chances it's genuine" market.

Its a good thing that Amazon and a Public Fucking School System are nothing alike.

Don’t forget having to pee in water bottles to avoid having to take a bathroom break

Conservatives fall for the false notion that corporate efficiency is the answer to "bloated" government. Corporate efficiency: moved good-paying union jobs abroad, motivates companies to pay fines rather than obeying laws and regulations, lower product quality, incorporate planned obsolescence, etc.

The NYC teachers would be peeing in cups and being told to get back to work and ignore the corpses of their fallen co-workers.

Amazon? piss bottles Amazon? crying booths Amazon? ignore the cadaver next to you? THAT Amazon?

Alternatively: 📖 Run Government like a Library 📖

if your teacher isn't pissing in a Gatorade bottle and dying of heat stroke doesn't it feel like you're kinda getting ripped off?

Classes would continue during a school shootiing

Don’t forget the pissing in bottles and dying on shift.

You're telling me, if I order an employee today I won't get it for 18 years!?

I actually don't give a shot what bezos thinks. He's as unlikeable as he is attractive and the sense of entitlement and greed stinks up the schoolyard They really think we're all in love with the billionaire class but we're all just waiting for the moment to strip their bones bare while they watch

There would be no one to call either. After filling out numerous online forms and working through some AI bullshit you might finally talk to someone you’re not sure is a real person on chat.

You know —if Bezos ran Amazon the way I boil rigatoni, packages would only take 11 to 13 minutes to arrive so there

If you knew anything about NYC schools then you know that would still be a step up. If Amazon ran itself like NYC schools than all laid off would sit at home, doing zip, collecting 100% of their pay

5% of exams would be knock off copies from overseas in broken english. Education Prime subscription would allow assignments to be handed in a week later. Kids would be couriered to EduHouses with 100,000 students and 3 bathrooms a week at a time, then returned unopened.

Bezos has zero knowledge of how NY runs its schools. But he’s sure what ever random thought he has is “The Truth.”

Jeff Bezos ran a school, the students would need to pee into a bottle instead of getting bathroom breaks

Translation: I don’t want my workers to have any dignity.

This clownass probably sends his kid(s?) if he has any to a school with a much higher per capita cost than NYC public school. Cost cutting for thee and expensive education for me.

No bathroom breaks for the teachers. Just piss in bottles and earn so little that they have to get on SNAP.

If schools were run like Amazon, half the students would be replaced by robots, and the other half would be denied bathroom breaks.

Teacher student ratio somewhere around 1:750 sounds more efficient.

I'm sorry, did anyone ask his opinion? I didn't think so...

Kiva robots would crush all the students.