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Viktor Winetrout

Came to my neighbor’s bbq early and saw him throw a live minion onto the grill

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Travis from his porch 🌻

they say that’s how you get the best flavor profile and texture. otherwise the meat ends up stringy and can stick in your teeth

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criscrispy99

Awful detail to add

P3nny_Dr3dful

Was it Kevin?

Brittz0rz🦜
Óscar

As minions of Hell they are a good option for starting a healthy fire

Viktor Winetrout

taste like chicken (coward)

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Bensmom33

What do you expect, they are yellow bellied.

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guylc
Scooter

a live minion? okay, but i would dry brine it for at least 36 hours

Dollop of Mayo 🫠

weirdly as the price of beef has gone up the price of minion has gone way down

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Aloof Sharkington

Don’t those guys multiply in water?

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Dollop of Mayo 🫠

you could tell me almost anything about the minions and I'd believe you, my minions lore is weak

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Kael

(Actually canon) they serve the most evil person of the age then move onto the next and we're on vacation when hitlerwas in power.

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Dollop of Mayo 🫠

hm, interesting, I'm guessing they're on vacation again

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Aloof Sharkington

Stripe was the evil genius leader of the sinister minion horde and you should not let them eat after midnight

periwinkle

If only someone would do that to all of them

emceekayvee

Filet minion

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Joel

Technically it’s only fillet MiG if it’s cut from a bird designed by the firm founded by Artem Mikoyan and Mikhail Gurevich; probably most fillets are fillet MiGnon

Bright Bart

Do they taste like pineapple?

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jonny toothpick

they taste like a cross between bald eagle and baby seal

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Bright Bart

lol, true story, my neighbor across the street in 2003 was sentenced to 3 years probation and fined $130K for trafficking dead bald eagles.

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jonny toothpick

i wonder who’s out there saying i must find a source for dead bald eagles

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P3nny_Dr3dful

RFK, Jr.

Milo Ramone 🐸 🌮

The fresher they are the better they are.

Jeff Abbott

Remember to remove the monocle