Maximum boop. Go on, no one is looking. And it will make you smile. I did.
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🦒: Following a thorough inspection, the volume of drink provided did not meet the giraffe weights & measures requirement.
Cally BeatonAugust calendar pic - my favourite zookeeper. Lucky Mum.
Otto [abridged]: In the 1920s Big Oil KNEW putting lead in petrol would be lethal. Investors didn't give a frick. In went lead. In 1965 Clair Patterson who worked out the age of the Earth revealed that in the process he'd found a thin layer of lead covered the planet: water; plants; people's skin…
Otto EnglishEveryone turned on him. Even though he could prove that the world was being poisoned and people were dying as a result.. big oil and conservative pundits and politicians went after him. BUT he didn't give up and that us why we have unleaded petrol and boy... does history repeat itself
The guy on the right did it.
James O’BrienNot sure who did this but they should be arrested immediately.
fifa 0 - 55 uefa Mr M: You could say the same about any public service or… public interest. The demands of capital owners trounce all other considerations, degrade the service and transform it into something with an entirely different purpose. UEFA's succinct critique of capital should be framed.
George MonbiotNeoliberalism in a nutshell. UEFA on FIFA's proposal: “The moment external investors acquire ownership interests ... football changes forever. Commercial return becomes a permanent obligation. ... Every decision is no longer driven by what best serves the game, but by what best serves shareholders.”
BIG A/C: We hit 'em up for 10 million Aircon units. BIG RADIATOR: Then when the Gulf Stream ends and it's -40 in Britain, we hit 'em up for 10 million superjet gas heaters. BOTH: Suckers. EXPLOITATIVE CAPITALISTS: Oh, everyone's dead. Now what?
Zack PolanskiHalf of the country is in "exceptionally serious drought" - putting us at more risk of wildfires and threatening our food security. Meanwhile water companies are wasting a staggering 2.87 billion litres of water every day through leaky pipes. Time to end water privatisation.
Unfortunately, the planet is called Wankflap 6, so nobody wants to live there.
CNNScientists say they have detected promising signs that a planet orbiting a star 49 light-years from Earth could have an atmosphere, making it potentially suitable for life. https://cnn.it/4g4fyjo
Hairier than blindfold fire-eating on a balsa wood raft in the middle of a propane lake.
In Otter NewsWrap up warm if you're going to the pub. We're not all as well designed as Steve...