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We're gonna record our summer episode of the Kingdom of Loathing Podcast next week. Submit questions/comments here: www.kingdomofloathing.com/podquestions...

When I read Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy as a kid, I assumed that Woomera and Jodrell Bank were a married couple that were just really interested in flying saucers and paying a lot of attention.

I've had this bookmarked for months, and finally got around to watching it. It's fantastic! If you like Last Splash as much as I do, this is The Breeders Unplugged we never got. www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcFS...

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Me, interrupting the composition of Kubla Khan.

Jeff Bezos merges with a cow, transcends the mortal realm, becoming Beef Jesus.

I’m glad I get to live in a universe where yeast farting bubbles into its own piss makes a magic potion.

I saw your man today. Well I didn't see him but my sword Idiotbane started bucking in its scabbard.

[job interview]: so where do you see yourself in 10 years? me: hm well that's an interesting question in some kind of cursed mirror i guess

My favorite bird is Dwayne Johnson’s dick. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cock-of...

Cock-of-the-rock - Wikipediaen.wikipedia.org

I haven’t watched the video, but I assume it’s because Aragorn ate nine.

Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. You were killed by DARK WIZARD!

Sure, why not.

No, thanks.

This is the most targeted-exactly-at-me thing they've ever published.

Revisiting one of my favorite jokes today: www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comm...

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That sticky icky

Bud Busfare

Eating the lettuce that gives you diarrhea and drinking the lemonade that kills you while relaxing on the beach that makes you old.

I hate talking about politics, but could somebody explain like I'm 5 why the Senate is expected to refuse this? It's popular across party lines. The president wants it. Why are they even ALLOWED to stop it from happening, and for what conceivable purpose? www.cnn.com/2026/07/14/p...

House passes bill to make Daylight Saving Time permanent | CNN PoliticsThe US House voted Tuesday to pass a measure to enact year-round Daylight Saving Time across the country, springing Congress forward into an issue that has long stumped lawmakers and spurred impassion...www.cnn.com

I want a Far Cry game where you're a wizard instead of some asshole, and the camps are occupied by skeletons instead of other assholes. The friendly NPCs can still be assholes, though, that's fun.