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sun tzu at mechanic: alright mr tzu, your car is all fixed up it'll run you about- sun tzu: perhaps we could discuss this in a different location mr tzu your bill? sun tzu: tell me about the bill in a bog. mr tzu. sun tzu: I will be on the adjacent high ground.

Can’t you see the divine in the mundane? Do you need the robes and the rules and the stale ritual? Don’t you know that god is a exhaust burnt fennel growing from the central reservation of the A38?

*aloud, shattering the dismal silence of the open plan office* you guys are all my muchachos

like, to find a man?

tearing up explaining to my gf how unfair it is that MF DOOM died

more of a sump tbh

please, Mr Waves was my father. Call me Ocean

[dark figure behind a smokey desk]: *There will be a reckoning.* me: yes i expect so [dark figure]: *There must be recompense.* me: no doubt. wait.. for me? or you? [figure]: *There will be an accounting.* me: well.. that's good i guess. you are my accountant after all

pneumatic tubes

god i can remember when it would take several seconds to buffer every time you wanted to turn something like this to a different angle

or we're both wrong and he's italian swiss or even romansch

or being such a fuckboy (they have their own brand of that)

hard to imagine a french speaking guy being really into helicopters

i'm gonna guess german

you are cordially invited to 𝓃𝒶𝓅 𝓉𝒾𝓂𝑒

[explaining to a young wolfcub where babies came from] well you see there are two wolves inside of you

computer, square this circle

today is my last day before vacation and i am NOT pulling my weight

Raising an army of the dead like they were my own