Self Deprecating Media Node they/them
She should go on TV with it and slowly, never breaking eye contact with the camera, take a big bite out of it
DexertoK-pop star Momo is under fire after breaking open a vintage graded Pokémon card to stick it on her face and keep it in her phone case
If you’re a Gondorian soldier your experience with hobbits is a tiny guy shows up with a wizard and is immediately taken in the Steward’s counsel. He saves Faramir when the Steward goes mad. A second tiny guy arrives with the Rohirrim and kills the Witch King. The first one then goes on campaign …
I met a traveler from an antique land who said some bullshit. I had my AirPods in so couldn’t really tell what he wanted
am i allowed to talk about how weird it is that the main way liberals philantropize trans people is by donating money to liberal nonprofits for call centers that beg us not to kill ourselves, instead of directly funding our material needs which, when deprived, lead to suicidality? is that allowed?
mady castigan✨ 🏳️⚧️Sorry i meant to say we need more celebrities to donate $100 million to suicide hotlines so we can call someone who will beg us not to kill ourselves when the state takes away our medication and housing, and then send the cops to our home if we say the wrong series of words. My bad.
obsessed with the font on IKEA's clam chowder packaging. this is what's in the freezer on the Nostromo
in honor of the eva criterion news let’s all remember when wes anderson watched eva
Racoon City Police pulling over Jill Valentine
MichelleMe: It's medicinal. Cop: Ok, first of all, it's a rocket launcher.
Wile E. Coyote, despaired, takes a bucket of paint and a brush and paints a beautiful two-bedroom house on a mountainside. He paints a beautiful coyote wife in the window, and two adorable coyote kids running around in the yard. He tries to enter this new coyote life, but it is inaccessible to him
