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I would just like to let it be known that I am ALWAYS (and I mean always) open to being sent Unsettling and Sinister photos of Moose.

Don’t really think Samara Weaving works as Emma Frost but I do really hope that they give her a full send Bostonian accent like she deserves.

Spending genuinely millions of pounds making a AA-level soulsbourne style game but the final boss is a 2000s era screamer that flashes up and make you jump when the health reaches 17%.

*standing up on plane* "It is the 41st Millennium. For more than a hundred centuries The Emperor has sat immobile on the Golden Throne of Earth. He is the Master of Mankind by the will of the gods, and master of a million worlds by the might of his inexhaustible armies. He is a rotting carcass…

When your hobbies taste like ash and your ribs feel too tight for your chest and all you think about is what’ll happen when you die that’s good right

Octopus have just casually emailed me to say "oopsie daisy we think you should have a 25% bill increase" They do this literally fucking quarterly.

Nurse, Newsagent, SAHM, or "A bit of this and that, don't ask questions"

Franz Kafka’s classic novel of alienation and isolation but he turns into a savoury Indian turnover because his name is Gregor Samosa is this anything?

It turns out you can: a) make those booktok arrows pointing tropes at the cover ads really easily 2) Just lie on the internet

Me: I don’t think I’m that superstitious Also me, seeing a darting shadow in the stairwell: “You can’t come into my flat and you should leave by the front door”

So I finished Penance and holy *shit* that book is something else. Impressive variety of very well observed voices, deeply believably and resonant characters and a scenario that feels like it could have happened in my social circle in 2006, with just a tiny little push. I can picture every character

I’m in the pub with my brothers and they’re reminiscing about the dizzy games

Made the mistake of reading about the murder of Billie-Jo Jenkins and now I’m incredibly angry again. (I’m reading Penance and it was hitting very close to home. Like, that murder happened so very close to where I grew up)

Just had need to pronounce the word “evangelism” out loud and pronounced it “e-van-gel-ism” which is fucking humiliating tbh

God there’s a lot of AI in the fringe catalogue this year. If you have a show to recommend please shout me!

When I tell people “I’ve not really been able to listen to music that isn’t MCR since seeing them three times in a week” I fear people think that I’m listening to The Black Parade on a loop. No I am listening to Weird B-Sides. I’ve listened to My Way Home Is Through You like 15 times.

We’d need to build some kind of throne on which the sacrifices could be made…

On Thursday I was debating taking a snap flight to Madrid for this weekend. Fuck is wrong with me? Why would you *not* do that? Clownshoes idiot.

Hello everyone I’m very disappointed that I’ve not seen anyone refer to the ongoing Long Live the Black Parade tour as “psychopomp and circumstance” actually. Surely one of you isn’t above that pun.