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imagine there's a wildfire going on and you look out at the treeline and see this thing just standing there staring back at you from amidst the inferno

Me, after my wife asks my opinion on another woman’s appearance:

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The largest Sturgeon ever caught was a Beluga measuring 23ft 7 inches and weighing 3,436 pounds from the Volga River on May 28, 1827. This is a 23 footer from 1922 out of the same river.

Jesus to the priest I'm receiving Holy Communion from

I had to

I have one for this: the goats are wrong in The VVitch but Eggers knows this and even mentions it in the director's commentary

I love these bc I end up learning very specific facts! I don’t watch enough movies to do this but I can with BG drawings. “That door frame has no hinges and opens in the wrong direction” “those windows aren’t inset & water will seep thru” “the stair’s steps are too tall for standard building codes”