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we should have moved on from potato salad after the 80’s

Nobody would miss it

maybe if i get it near my other rodent tattoo it will look unusual…might have to be unusually small instead of though, because i’m running out of space

i get really cranky when i don’t have my nighttime medicine* *pint of ice cream

glad to report i was not harmed by the gopher that just started chasing me because it was actually a very large brown leaf

cigarettes

what's a good healthy coping mechanism to try for someone just getting into healthy coping mechanisms

I hope it's drugs

pretty embarrassed that i spent so many years being attracted to straight cis men

probably one of the ROUS

Fake it till you make it does not work for food btw. I’ve been in the kitchen pretending to cook for 2 hours and they’re getting REALLY mad out there

please don’t interrupt me when i’m doing my queer yearning (i’m always doing my queer yearning)

I just want to be remembered for my ability to light up a room and to crush a man’s head with my thighs

it IS nice :) the people i’m house and petsitting for have a giant comfy sectional

[me, just existing] well, this is embarrassing

on the couch

"this is a thought, not a post. thought not a post thought not a post" (hits post) "fuck"

this is beautiful

i can’t offer you advice, but please take this *hands you some mac & cheese out of a ziploc bag