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there’s too many noises in the world today

Emotionally I'm in a Kohl's singing Jon Secada at the top of my lungs

Caramel, damn it. Caramel.

Daltrey looks like he’s about to send his carmel macchiato back for being too hot, then asking for the manager.

land lord: bad sea lady: GOOD

Here’s a little Portland summer vibes to escape into if you’re needing it, also what my weekend basically looked like… youtu.be/vrFNvKpHWBw?...

who do we want? the funk soul brother when do we want him? right about now

Meandering at the Montavilla Street Fair. Many beverages were had. A few dogs were petted. 📷: Portland, Oregon

The funnest thing about running errands is screaming in the car

Rest Easy, Lou Koller. Angst for the memories.

opening a spirit halloween where my faith in humanity used to be

“My other ride is your dad” Cool. Could you tell me where you parked him

I like to accessorize my outfits with a pop of cat hair

The Oscars should include John Candy in the ‘In Memoriam’ segment every year out of general principle.

You’ll be missed, as will Haberstats. Poor move on the ownership, as is a lot of things. Best of luck, Tom.

I mean, it’s a solid way to beat the heat. ODB remix, obviously.

I don’t care about group chats. Edit button when?

It’s 97°F outside. So, of course I am sippin’ on a watermelon agua fresca in the shade while Mariah Carey’s ‘Fantasty’ plays on repeat. Duh.

This is how I will be abducted. Easy trap for me, tbh.

i have made as many goals as argentina did today so yay to me