Trump’s tombstone should read “got into a years long fight with a wading pool and lost.”
Hemry, Local Bartenderoh my god he hit the reflecting pool with a "two weeks" dawgggggg that thing's never opening again
A riddle wrapped in a taco shell and deep fried, with a sprinkle of powdered sugar. Transformers fan. Sometimes a monkey.
Trump’s tombstone should read “got into a years long fight with a wading pool and lost.”
Hemry, Local Bartenderoh my god he hit the reflecting pool with a "two weeks" dawgggggg that thing's never opening again
I love how Europop songs are always like "I am literally incapable of not dancing. Dance has kidnapped my children, and if I stop dancing for even a moment, they will be executed. This all began when I had a very sexual affair with the god of dance. Peace and love worldwide!"
Isekai as a genre is exploding in popularity because it appeals to a universal desire to get hit by a truck rather than live in the 21st century.
They really beefed it jumping straight to "Super Nintendo" for their second creation when they had like 9 more Nintendos to make, they gotta call em things like "Bump 2" or "Yay!!". They got too ambitious too quick.
"So how did you get into computers, Andrew?" *shot of 54 year old me staring wistfully into the distance as the screen does a wavy transition into a flashback*
I dreamed of a game called Microbiome where you and an opponent both spit into a puddle and the microbes in your saliva battle it out with the puddle microbes and your opponents microbes and there was a winner. Combos, synergies, different types of microbes. Anyway make that game and it’ll sell
Things I learned: -If a screw is stuck, you can melt it. But it will melt everything else too. -turning it upside down and shaking really good is a valid method of exploring. -rotary tools are not toys. I have been told to say that, even if I disagree strongly.
A fat spring a normal spring a second normal spring that rolled more. a plastic gear a VERY big bulb. a big lens a medium lens. two lenses stuck in a metal tube(i borrowed a rotary tool but they stayed stuck) a clicker tiny bulbs with lenses. My next essay: How I built a ray gun out of a projector.
the mystery machine transformer's non-partsforming head swap function makes it so much more cursed than it already was it's a quintesson now im picturing rapid head swaps as the different members of the scooby gang assume control
Random Old Comic: Holodeck Go https://www.toyboxcomix.com/2020/05/13/holodeck-go/ Holodeck Go #StarTrek #Worf