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‘Ey! I’m ejaculatin’ ‘ere!

‘Ey! I’m ejaculatin’ ‘ere!

I was cleaning out my office and came across a bunch of Conan Ace paperbacks from the early 70s with a cover price of 75 cents and I think tying minimum wage to an hour’s work buying you two genre paperbacks and a pretzel would fix this nation.

Becoming a RETVRN type but just for street food prices on the cover of Steely Dan's Pretzel Logic

They are all like Marvel or Harry Potter branded to, like the only way you can convince a 35 year old man to clean his ass is to put Thor on the box of his soap

It’s like how David Bowie and Lemmy both saw the rising wave of Me Too and said “welp, maybe it’s time to think about my legacy” before dying

The spiritual sequel to Capcom’s seven part Dreamcast epic El Dorado Pizzagate

They (and the Angels) became my team after the Astros got good/cheated and it’s been a perfect storm of disappointment since.

I’ve gone down a rabbit hole of authors inexplicably proud of writing self-described “spice” that contain no swear words, sex, or anything that might make someone accidentally feel anything.

BRIAN ENO: came up with some new strategies today ME: oh hell yea. that sounds awesome. i hope theyre straightforward BRIAN ENO: ...

To their credit, they sat out to Make something that tastes like slime with a vested interest in not being eaten and they by all accounts succeeded.

Joke's on you, I'm terminally dumb and online as sin.

I can’t believe they made the backwards-firing revolver from do-it.wad real

Babe, what’s wrong? You’ve barely touched your Liquid Metal Slime Curry with activated charcoal garnished with a single chicken nugget.

Tired of having f*rst and s*cond basemen pushed on us.

Thank you for warning me about the first baseman, I would be so mad if I opened this up and had to find out on my own.

Ys and Other Falcom Classics is now available on Amazon! amzn.to/4hsi3NB

I am sure it tastes like slime that has a vested interest in not being eaten, yes.

I translated some excerpts from a lengthy, technical interview feature with Sheena Ringo in Sound & Recording magazine. This kind of material doesn’t make it into English very often, and I wanted to remedy that a little. (Also, god, she’s such a fucking genius) disk.horse/sheena-ringo...