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she was a glamorous cat he was a cockroach this summer prepare for an adventure beyond punctuation

that is in fact literally in the bible. it's Matthew 6:5.

first rule of the thrift/op shop is you can't go in with a plan. you have to let the universe move through you. and then, if you're lucky, you could meet the blowjob brothers

I saw Robert Downey Jr. walkin' with the Queen

what an absolute fucking shitshow of a decade. imagine if all this energy had been put to good, rather than evil.

just a real all timer moment

linkedin is where unbaptized babies go when they die

cha cha in a hopefully graceful manner which could reasonably be described by onlookers as smooth, maybe even real smooth if you put your mind to it

We’re just innocent men

tiny kaiju breach

i do not need to 'mog' or 'maxx' i need ego death and a cathartic relief from the wickedness thrust upon me by this world's ills and imbalances

the back of ice cream cone boxes are always like “they’re not just for ice cream!!” like STFU im not putting a fruit salad in there

In America, mass transit is widely considered to be an alternative of last resort for the extremely poor rather than a safer, cheaper, cleaner and more efficient means of moving people around a metropolitan area.

I refuse to learn the names of any new English prime ministers, it is a complete waste of effort to be honest

Look, it's the Colossus computer at Bletchley Park. This was fairly amazing

he's waiting for your permission to taste it for you

take a little good advice try a trip to paradise it's not hard to find, you've got it on your mind you can't pretend it wouldn't be nice: it's whatever turns you on

why not trip out on some lemon sherbet today for mr bill oddie, RIP