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They'll all be worth £500 on pointless in 10 years time

Your prime minister name is the first name of your high school maths teacher and the make of the last tinned food you ate. Dermot Baxter, for me.

The only name you should know: LARRY.

If you give them names you're just going to get attached

What lasts less than lettuce?

All rise for the new Prime Minister of the United Kingdom: www.fantasynamegenerators.com/british-engl...

We’ll need a mnemonic soon

I voted for the lettuce

I've lived through 11 prime ministers, seven of them in the most recent 25% of my life.

Head of Lettuce #6, Head of Lettuce #7, .... might get confusing when they get to referring to #10 in #10, though.

I just console myself with the fact that we avoided chaos with Ed Milliband.

The Occupant. No. 10 Downing Street.

This reads like the title of a Boris Johnson Daily Mail column (Sorry)

Friend is front-of-house manager at a restaurant, says she's not going to bother learning anyone's name until they last a week, which makes sense given the turnover. Maybe use 'cabbage' as a placeholder for the first few months?