I can’t even tell who is joking.
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Maid Mocha
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U.S. Weighs $100,000 Fee for Foreign Students Wanting to Work After Graduation www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
tbh i think that the fact that there are multiple recent or upcoming movies with trans actors, and the casting of Lupita Nyongo as Helen, are a positive indicator about the cultural politics of the moment, and of how corporate powers read those politics. the 2025 "yayyy no more minorities!" is over.
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Me a thrash metal fan: I'm doing the compressions to my favorite song but it isn't working The CPR instructor: You're going way too fast. Why would you think 180bpm was right? What's wrong with you?!
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Dark is low key the weirdest type in Pokémon because it represents the two basically unrelated concepts of magical night woo and asshole. So dark type moves are basically either "mystical twilight beam" or "kick 'em in the balls."
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Yeah so NYT asked me ~2 yrs ago to write an op-ed about how the Colorado is running dry, & what we should do to keep this exact thing from happening. I said "There's only one real answer. Bill farmers by how much water they use. Duh." NYT editorial staff freaked tf out & cancelled the piece.
Elias Thornesaw an article today about an az politician saying how great it was that we're now in emergency drought conditions because the farmers get automatic bailouts and I feel like way more Professional Rural Understanders just breeze by sentences like that. www.paysonroundup.com/news/arizona...
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Real tough break for the slaveowners. Lots of indignities suffered at the hands of the people you sold your properties to. Truly the Antebellum Gentry cannot fathom a system in which they are not feudal gentry forever and forever.
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Okay, but stop and think for a second. Why THIS specific phrase? Has Israel been defending itself the last few years, or doing things that extend considerably beyond “defense”? Asking candidates to ritually affirm this idea despite events on the ground is a trick infected to back them into a corner.
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best friends who ragebait each other into sexual acts to "prove the other wrong" but it's like the 10th time they've made the same claim and u still ask her to prove it
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if ur arguing with a trans girl and there isn't a borderline inappropriate level of sexual tension during it all then ur doing it wrong
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girls will be like "i'm a better kisser" or "i'm definitely more cuddly hehe" like okay come over here and prove it.
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Blindfolded, bound, and a few hours of gentle hypnosis telling me I’m safe would fix me I think