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I had an amazing idea in a dream and that’s the only part I can remember
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Never broken a bone. Mercator’s projection deplorer, Grice’s maxims supporter. Anti- (from Latin, ‘against,’ in case anyone’s confused) fascist army vet in The Land of Enchantment. Bokononist. Protect trans kids! 🇺🇸 🇮🇹 🇦🇷 🇸🇮 🇵🇱 🇧🇬 🏳️⚧️ 🇺🇸 🌶️
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verrrrrry satisfying replies here
Sanjay SrivastavaWhat is an extremely nerdy/obscure/specific thing you hate with a white-hot wrath?
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okay. breaking an extremely long hiatus from making new bumper stickers for this. Ordering tomorrow, hopefully available to purchase next week!!!
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“Patience is bitter, but its fruit is sweet.” Man, Aristotle better know what he’s talking about because it’s gonna need to feel like I’m mainlining high fructose corn syrup.
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If you don't have the courage to order whipped cream then you should go without. No frivolity and delight for you.
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Tried to chat up a guy wearing this awesome "The Beths" shirt and he wanted no part of my Beths enthusiasm. Nor did his wife. Shut me down. Did I come in hot? Maybe. But if you're wearing a Beths shirt you should be prepared.
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ah WOOOOO werewolves of London
Kevin M. KruseI saw Ted Cruz with my own eyes at Capital Grille in DC and he looked like a lump of moldy mashed potatoes stuffed into a Brooks Brothers shirt. But in fairness, yes, his thick mass of doughy flesh probably could withstand a stiff breeze.