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I treasure alt-text appreciators!

It’s a god damn disgrace how elusive achieving whimsy has become in this country.

Unfortunately, this cat is preternaturally unbotherable.

Mmmm, the original bone-meal and earwig-honey confection from the folks at the New England Candy Co. With just a touch of slippery elm.

“We need to stuff the fridge with perishable produce so we can’t access the produce perishing behind it”

I wasn’t even aware of it! Thanks for mentioning that. I just ordered a copy.

As in Bath Iron Works, or is that coincidental to your military brat status?

The boat’s name was “Minstrel,” out of Deer Isle, Maine.

I did not paint it darker, darker, Mr. Lebowski, though I am about that old, too. The problem was that Mr. Fogelberg had had some artist paint in a shade of pale tan an Irish-style harp amidships on the topsides, so we had to mask around that to repaint them in the same shade of kelly green.

Every time Dan Fogelberg is mentioned on Bluesky, I am obligated to mention that I once painted the hull of his yacht.

The last sentence is 💯

Also: was it you who recommended Julian Jaynes to me?

It’s a wild ride, but don’t expect a definitive unraveling of the Sea Peoples mystery.

(To be clear, Jimmy did not attend any farmers markets today.)

Sammy Hagar sees your katana and raises with some nonsense about speed zone ordinances

You could always go with ‘lite vamp’

Thanks for the heads up. I will be leading with ‘jazzy’

Their tireless reporting on China’s Titanic Toddler was always beyond reproach.

Chum is for CLOSERS

Roadtrips with my math-teacher father, Tom always rode along.