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I clicked on the Popular With Friends tab and it just said "Not you."

My wife dropped a grape in the sand and a seagull walked up and ate it. His friend swooped in and screamed at us, demanding his own grape. He stood there for a half hour. I really wanted to give him a grape but I did not because I respect the Law of The Beach.

I heard a dad call his toddler "Greg" today.

I will gladly watch your dog whenever you need but there's one thing you must know and it's non-negotiable: When I am eating a piece of cheese, your dog will also be eating a little piece of cheese.

Ignoring the Sublime song, XPN is playing bangers from 1996: DJ Shadow, Luscious Jackson, ATCQ, Nada Surf. My 96 faves Sebadoh - On Fire Wrens - Rest Your Head Lush - Ladykillers Sloan - Good in Everyone REM - Bittersweet Me Descendents - When I Get Old Ash - Girl from Mars youtu.be/wXuIQa9uzpg?...

Jawbox - "Mirrorful"YouTube video by DischordRecordsyoutu.be

Incredibly sad, love this guy. Rest in Peace, Glen Hansard. youtu.be/TyFYCyGpnFw?...

Glen Hansard - When Your Mind's Made Up (live bei TV Noir)YouTube video by TV Noiryoutu.be

My neighbor put four full lawn & leaf bags on his grass by the curb last week and every day I moved each bag a little bit to a new spot so the grass underneath wouldn't burn out.

I had a two-hour window between projects so instead of getting fresh air I stayed at my desk and pulled together a bunch of very enjoyable Bluesky posts. Pls read and follow these folks. It's like doomscrolling sans doom. www.gojeffgo.com/best-of-blue...

Best of Bluesky – Volume 5In the grand tradition of the first four volumes of Best of Bluesky, I have complied for you another raucous roundup of very funny posts from very funny people.www.gojeffgo.com

Yes indeed! This Suddenly, Tammy! banger made it onto many of my mid 90s mix tapes. youtu.be/dmYj3N29Cyo?...

Suddenly, Tammy - Hard Lesson [HQ Video]YouTube video by Aaron Clowyoutu.be

Listen to a radio station that doesn't usually play Pink Floyd but are now playing Pink Floyd. You don't need to do that, Pink Floyd has been played enough.

R.E.M. released Lifes Rich Pageant 40 years today. The apostrophe was deliberately omitted from the album title. Peter Buck stated, “We all hate apostrophes. Michael insisted, and I agreed, that there’s never been a good rock album that’s had an apostrophe in the title.” youtu.be/7vgEWp7Voyk?...

These Days (2011 Remaster)YouTube video by R.E.M. - Topicyoutu.be

Calling Philly sports talk radio to chat about Pogačar winning his fifth Tour de France. I'll let ya know how it goes.

best salutation ever

Lunch time! Gonna type "LeBron James" in my Bluesky search to see fans from all around the country congratulating and wishing Philly well!

My Thursday Night Beer was warm so I was forced to add three ice cubes (pls don't judge) and it was fine. Let me know if you want more bev hacks.

Jenna Maroney excitedly telling Liz Lemon she got a callback for this...