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Hijacker: "This plane is going to Cuba!" Passengers: *cheering, weeping with relief*

this is as much about the insane politics surrounding refugees in this country as it is about the fundamental innumeracy of scotland. like no actually numerate person would think 20% of the world’s refugees live in a country of 70 million, that’s plainly absurd - and yet

*whispers* you know we can do this cultural debate about art thing all the time, right? Websites and news organizations used to have culture critics on staff whose entire job was writing about books, movies, and TV. People read them and then discussed them. We have the technology to do this again.

another day working at the staff cafeteria at NERV. everyone is gossiping about how downstairs some guy was trying to get his son to fuck his motherwifedaughter or whatever. all i know is that tomorrow is lasagna friday and something huge stepped on all the cows in the area so there's no cheese.

Another day working at the Met Cloisters. People keep asking me if they can conjure an eldritch spell to save the unicorn from certain death. Buddy, they won't even let me conjure it

i believe in science. even saw a test tube once

Every email I send these days seeking information about a service that could be a brief document or email is immediately answered with a request for a meeting, EVERY. TIME. Every time, I have to follow up with 'no, just the info, please'. The info is meeting-walled. I'm too productive for this!

You lowkey have to microdose your kids on R-rated movies starting in 5th grade or they'll grow up to be like this.

However, countless websites are using this image without my permission. Worse, several 'extended' background versions exist, clearly created with some AI bullshit, also unauthorized

It's based on art by artist Josan Gonzales, with his authorization for the production of this realistic version, and illustrates the Brazilian exclusive cover of the book 'Neuromancer' (a source of pride for us all Brazilians)

Hello everyone! Many of you likely saw this image recently with the Apple TV+ 'Neuromancer' promotion. Some know, others don't, but this artwork is mine, created alongside actor & post-production artist Milton Menezes, as a personal project and a homage to the original Neuromancer romance

The anti-data center movement is like "I don't want to pay more money for a thing that will not benefit me at all and will actively make my life measurably worse in a bunch of ways" and the pro-data center movement is like "We want it to be illegal for you to not like us."

Squished in the middle of this story was this heartbreaking paragraph. Unconscionable.

is it folk horror or did you get scared by a circle of trees

This concept was introduced to me as "run the dishwasher twice" and was an important part of my executive functioning recovery as well as my path to self-acceptance.

THE BAT'S A CUTE LITTLE ANIMAL: WIGGLES ITS EARS AND EATS WORMS (Evansville Press, Indiana, January 14, 1909)

they welcomed it in as a curiosity and it destroyed them