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Women and the men that try to rile them

girl who is just so tired of all this dumb shit

It never fails.

Repeatedly and without flair.

If I disappointed you, I am truly sorry, but it will happen again.

Interviewer: list five words that describe your character Me: fucked up beyond all recognition

Say what you will about Donald Trump, but if it doesn't include "pile of shit," you're leaving out important context

Dilly, dilly against the dying dally

Do not go willy into that good nilly

*looks longlingly at buzzards circling up above me* It's about time, guys...

"we love your attention to detail" "thank you, it's mental illness"

Them: What are those scars from? Me: Hitting rock bottom

The lack of motivation is certainly real today.

rest easy, everyone. the spot that the cops cleared out by throwing out away a homeless person’s tent and all their worldly belongings outside the abandoned cvs a year ago, after they’d lived there unbothered for a couple years, cuz it’s an abandoned cvs, is now a dirt and trash heap.

[me, just existing] well, this is embarrassing

Like if you're going to have a game where you can only play as a guy you're going to need to do a DAMN good job of making me gaf about him

I have to admit that for me nowadays being able to play as a girl is borderline non-negotiable for videogames unless they are SUPER character-driven. old games can be modded to remedy this thankfully